JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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..jamani leo naomba tujadili jambo ambalo ulshawahi kutenda au kutendewa ukiwa shule ya msingi au mdogo ambalo lilikufehedhesha au had leo ukkumbuka huwa unacheka ...mimi nakumbuka nikiwa...
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Nukuu :- "Akijibu swali la Mbunge wa Pangani Mh Rished Abdallah, Naibu waziri Mawasiliano Sayansi na Teknolojia, Dr Maua Daftari, alisema matumizi ya muda mrefu ya simu za mikononi ni hatari...
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Wachaga na Pesa.. Mhindi,mpare na mchaga walienda kutoa msaada wa pesa kwa maskini.lakini waliweka masharti ya kupata huo msaada.na mambo yalikuwa hivi:- mhindi>mimi ntachora duara kisha...
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Devi: Hallo Sweety ntachelewa kidogo niko benki Switi: Ai jamani nichomolee kama Hamsini elfu nimalizie deni la mchezo Devi: Itakuwa ngumu kidogo, niko hapa benki ya damu Muhimbili.
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Jamani wanajamvi naombeni mnijuze, hivi kipi kilijiri kipindi sipo? Huyu mdada ni wifi yangu kabisaa na tulikua tunaiva.Leo nimerudi naona ananianzishia vijembe.Nisaidieni jamani lol
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Sorry, I am so sorry my love. I hurt you for stupid reason Your tears made my heart cry. Why I did to you that I don't know Forgive me! I am so sorry my love Sorry, I am so sorry my love. I scold...
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Stress huja unapotaka kila mtu aishei vile utakavyo stress huja unapotaka kumplease kila mtu stress huja unapotamani vitu unavyojua huwezi kupata stress huja unapokuwa na wivu usio faida na...
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ati kula makamasi ni afya.....aiseeeee hawa ma dr wa siku hizi wamedata aiseeee....eti ukila kamasi liel zito huwa linakuwa gumu gumu hivi lina rangui ya samawati ati ni afya......linatibu...
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Umetoka zako mjini na mwanao (chukua nafasi ya mtoto) alafu mnaishi maisha duni akakuuliza ulikua umetoka shuleni ukakuta barabarani noti ya sh.2000 na sh.5000 wewe utaokota ipi?
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Kipindi hiki kinaanza na Mzee wetu Bishanga, ambaye baada ya kunizungusha sana kukubali mualiko wangu, hatimaye leo amekubali mualiko wangu na kuja hapa Studio kwa mahojiano haya ambayo...
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Ni rahisi kutafuta KAZI ukiwa na KAZI.Hata wanaume hutumia principle hii wanapotafuta GIRLFRIEND/MKE.
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Good morning my love, how did you sleep? Personally I didnt sleep well because you weren't next to me. I screamed and ached the whole night through. I hope you know that I love you so much and I'm...
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After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional, Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight for nothing Women can do all these without drinking!
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Naomba unielewe mama watotowangu,nimetoka kwenye mihangaiko ya kutafuta riziki siunajua naamka asubuh na mapema wakati mwingie nawaacha watoto bado wawelala?.... madameB nifungulie basi mbu wa dar...
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hello Friends, Rate the Game Battlefield 3... I wanna give it 8/10 so what about You Guys?
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Kuna ubishani niliukuta sehemu walikuwa wakiulizana kati ya JF, Twitter na Facebook ipi bora? Tuwasaidie hao watu.
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Fikiria wewe ni mtangazaji wa mpira. Mechi inayochezwa ni kati ya timu ya mkoa wa Mbeya na timu ya mkoa wa Kagera....hivi ndivyo utakavyoutangaza mpira.... Anakwenda pale Andendenisye...
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......... na kisha mkabahatika kupata mtoto,je kwa heshima na kumbukumbu ya jamiiforums huyo mtoto mtamwitaje? Nahitaji ushauri wa haraka tafadhali.
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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is...
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Wanabodi nilijaribu kupitia bulogu ya muke ya muzungu nikaona anasema kwamba obagi imeingia feki nchin na yeye kama balozi wa obagi amewatahadharisha watu wasinunue na akasema obagi original ni...
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