JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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umezipenda?
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Napita tu nawapa salaam.
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anajijua
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Is the one who knows more and more about 'little' and 'little' and 'less' and less until he knows nothing out of everything.
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Wanawake ndio wanaongoza kwenda kwa waganga. Wanawake ndio wanaongoza kuwa na mapepo/ majini. Wanawake ndio wanaongoza kwa kuanguka kwenye maombezi. Wanawake ndio wanaongoza kwa kukimbilia...
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imegundua kuna kajukwaaa maarufu sana hapa JF ambako sio watu wengi sana wanachangia lakini wengi lazima waingie japo kupitisha macho (Nikiwa mmoja wao) Ila kuna wachangiaji maarufu sana wa...
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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have...
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Binti: Hello baba, Baba: Sema binti yangu Binti: Nimempenda huyu mlinzi wa hapa nyumbani, nimeamua kutoroka nikaolewe nae. Baba: Pumbafu kweli wewe unadhani ntashtuka? Safari njema na nisikuone...
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Nimegundua kitu kimoja, katika Big Brother inayoendelea sasa hivi huko Africa Kusini, kuna makundi mawili, la kwanza ni kundi lililojaa wasanii na kundi la pili si la wasanii. Kuna utofauti mkubwa...
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habari za likizo ya lazma wanaJF toka juzi mwezenu nimeshikwa na Malaria vibaya, yaani leo ndo nimetoka hospital baada ya kulazwa! Niombeeni jamani nipate nafuu!
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Ni hili, binafsi jibu silifahamu. Jamaa alimkabidhi Mzee wake 50000/= Baadae akaanza kuchukua kidogo kidogo. Mchakato ulikuwa kama hivi; 50000/= Alichotoa ~~~~kilichobaki...
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Jamani kuna neno "KUPARAMIWA" lina maana gani maana huwa nasikia wengine wanasema"KUPARASAMAKI". kuuliza c ujinga
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Lifestyle does make a difference! Will I live to see 85? Here's something to think about...... I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I...
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dagmh hii wiki kuipata jf imekuwa kimagutu kama umeme wa tanesco mara huoooooo mara haaaaaaa.......huoooooo.....ayaaaaaaa......huooo.... though umeniwezesha kuwajua wadau muhimu through fcbk
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Jamani ukitaka kuishi maisha marefu lazima usocialize. Angalia kiambatanisho.
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A mother taught her son to go toilet by numbers :- 1. open ur zip 2. take out ur equipment 3. pul the skin back 4. do ur business 5. pull the skin forward 6. put back ur equipment 7. close...
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Ndugu zangu samahanini kama nitakuwa nawaboa ila naelezea ukweli jinsi nilivyokuwa nahisi nakosa kujua nchi na dunia nzima inaendaje kwa siku zote jamii forum ilipokuwa kwenye matengenezo, uko...
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HUYU NDIO BATA ALIYEINGILIWA NA BINADAMU MPAKA AKAFA Kama ulisikiliza hekaheka za juzi katika leo tena!! Hii imetokea hapahapa Dar es salaam njemba imekutwa ikimuingilia bata...
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Mchungaji alikuwa anakatiza kitaa mara akakutana na mlevi yuko chakari anayumbayumba kushoto mara kulia,anaanguka ananyanyuka. Mchungaji alitikisa kichwa kwa masikitiko akamsogelea ikawa hivi...
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ni vizuri kufahamu ukweli ila ukweli unauma siku zote mi naona heri ndanganywe napendwa ,nathaminiwa lakini nicufahamu ukweli je wewe unapenda nini,kufahamu ukweli au kuongopewa ukiamini ndivyo
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