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Jamaa mmoja katika bar alisema hivi:- Jamaa: mhudumu nipe kinywaji na kila mmoja mpe kinywaji humu ndani mana wakati mimi nakunywa beer basi lazima kila mtu apate yake...... Mhudumu kwa haraka...
A guy was asked to give a speech
to Deaf & Dumb people.So he goes
up on stage, Squeezed his Breast,
Touched his Dick and Started
Masturbating.Organizers pulled
him off stage and. asked him...
Baba - Unamfaham Nyerere?
Mtoto - Hapana!
Baba - Pumbavu.. kuwa makini na masomo yako!
Mtoto - Unamfahamu Hamisi?
Baba - Hapana.
Mtoto - Pumbavu.. kuwa makini na ndoa yako!
Two men met at a bus stop
and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining
about family problems. Finally
the other man said, "You think
you have family problems? Listen to my...
As the number of visitors to Uganda continues to grow, so does the sex tourism and the potential for exploitation that comes with it. Sex tourism is one of the negative trends that come with...
Madaktari wamewatahadhirisha watu wanaobakwa kwamba wakishatendwa hivyo wasioge au kubadili nguo kwa sababu kufanya hivyo kunapoteza ushahidi muhimu wa kumtia hatiani kisheria mbakaji.
Imeelezwa...
Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could...
Jambo wanaJF,
Namshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu maana na mimi JK ameniona na kuamua kuniteua kuwa DC wa wilaya mojawapo katika huu uteuzi mpwa wa ma DC,
Hapa nilipo nalala night club nikijipongeza huku...
Hakukuwa na mwanamke
ambaye
nilikuwa simpendi kama mama
... yangu. Yeye alikuwa masikini wa
kutupwa huku uso wake ukiwa
unatisha
kwa
kuwa tu hakuwa na jicho moja.
Kila nilipokuwa nikimuona...
Mzee mmoja mkurya mwanae wa kiume baana ya kumaliza shule alimwambia Baake, "Baba nimeomba kazi TRA sijui ntachaguliwa"
Baba "TRA ndo Jeshi gani mwanangu tena? kwanini usingeomba kwenye jeshi...
Chief, uliporudi bongo ulikuwa na swaga za ajabu kweli, uliponda sana wabongo wasiotaka kurudi Tz, pia ukaponda waliobadili uraia, ama kuwa na green card, chief tulijua ni maneno ya mkosaji maana...
Liandaliwe Jukwaa maalum kwa ajili ya:-
1. Watu wanaoanzisha threads za kipuuzi zisizo na mbele wala nyuma.. So zihamishiwe huko kuliko kuzicut (kuzifunga),ama kuziondosha moja kwa moja. Kwa hiyo...
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