Mama mmoja mbeya alikuwa akimuona Mchungaji anaingia kwenye nyumba ya jirani yake kila siku, akashindwa kujizuia akamfwata mwenzie;
MamaUdaku: Jirani mambo?
Jirani: Poa
MamaUdaku: Jirani kila...
During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.
He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?
The man said yes! The robber shot him.
Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face?
She said...
baada ya mtihani wa kiswahili kuisha.
Mercy:vp shosti mtihani wa leo umeuonaje?
Editha:mtihani ulikuwa mrahisi kasoro swali la 6 tu nd'o nililiona gumu
Mercy: mh! Hivi lilikua linaulizaje...
Mtoto alimwuliza mama yake hivi mbona mimi pakukojolea panahama?nikiinama panarudi nyuma nikisimama panarudi kati kwanini?je kwani mama napako pako hivyo?mama mtu akamwambia nenda kacheze.
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
tell his mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my...
Kumbe ni suriama aliyechanganya damu ya Kiholanzi na Kitanzania. Mama yake ni M-TZ na baba ni Mholanzi. Wakati anaripoti hapa kazini kwetu kama CEO wetu mpya akitokea nchini Uingereza yalipo makao...
Siku na miezi imepita
Leo ni siku pekee katika maisha yako
Siku ambayo mama yetu mpendwa alikuleta duniani
Ni furaha yetu sote kusherehekea pamoja na wewe na kukupongeza kwa siku hii njema...
What are some happy, stress-free songs?????
Week hii kwangu ilikuwa mbofu mbofu naona inaelekea ukingoni ..
Kama Chit Chat kuna MaDJ's please wekeni ma songs hapa tuburudike ..
Kama ni romantic...
Wakuu naomba aliyemwona Allien ampe salamu zangu. Ninapenda sana thread zake hasa zile anazoleta na picha. Kwa takribani wiki ya tatu sasa nasaka kama kuna uzi mpya kutoka kwake sipati kitu...
salaam wakuu, napenda kujuzwa among KGB,CIA,MOSSAD,MI6 etc. ni nchi gani inaongoza kwa intelegensia? na zaman kidogo tulikua tunasikia tetesi eti tanzania nayo ni among nchi zinazotisha ktk swala...
Usipende vitu vya presure jamani penda SIMBA na CDM utaishi kwa amani bila shida na kumbe MWIGULU NCH ni YANGA? kaja uwanjani na jezi zake za chama mhhhh simba oyeeeeee
A teacher asked a young girl,TEACHER:why u bring ur pussy cat at school?A GIRL:Its because i heard ma father telling my mom,"i will eat that pussy when the kids live for school.
Kuna wezi waliiba matunda mbalimbali wakakamatwa. Adhabu yao ilikua kuingizwa matakoni aina ya tunda aliloiba. Wa kwanza aliiba ZABIBU sasa wakati anaingizwa akawa anacheka sana. Wakamuuliza "we...
kumbe hotel zilizopo karibu na mbuga za wanyama zina misosi adimu sana.
leo nilikutana na MENU hii katika moja ya hotel hizo
MENU
1. supu ya mamba...................3000
2. mchemsho...
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