Mchungaji: Halleluiah x3
Mkalimani: Mtakula Halua x3
Mchungaji: My name is Doctor Livingstone
Mkalimani: Jina langu ni Mganga Anayeishi kwenye jiwe
Mchungaji: I am coming from Johannesburg...
AMSHTAKI MWANAMKE ALIYEMN'GAN'GANIABwana mmoja nchini Ujerumani amesema atafungua mashtaka dhidi ya mwanamke aliyemfungia ndani kwa muda wa saa tano mfululizo na kumalimisha kufanya naye mapenzi...
wanandugu wenzangu, nipo kijijini kwenye msiba. Imefika usiku huu watu wamerudi majumbani kujipumzika. Moja ya ndugu zangu mara ghafla amepandisha mashetani kilianza kama kwikwi, mara...
Mimi nilikuwa mara nyingi nikigoogle ili kusoma vitu vingine navyotaka nakuta naambiwa niweke username au nifanye registeration ndo niweze kufungua. so siku moja nikaamua kujirejista niliyoyakuta...
Kwa mwonekano wao
Lil Wayne-angekuwa mmakonde
50-Cent -msukuma
Ne-yo- Mkinga
Chris Brown -mnyaturu
Birdman -mmang'ati au mmasai
Michael Jackson -mbulu
Rick Ross -Mkurya
Nicki Minaj-Mmeru...
Mi ni kijana rijali,natafuta msichana ili tukielewana awe mke wangu wa ndoa, awe mkristo,mzuri,co wa kichina, muelewa na mvumilivu katika maisha! Ni haya tu wanajamii, atakayependezwa naomba ani...
Contest: Beer vs. Pussy
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice...
Njemba hiyo iliyopewa jina la Yanga kutokana na meno yake kuwa ya njano mno...ilimuua Simba mla watu kwa mkuki huko maeneo ya Muswimbazyi karibu na mbuga ya wanyama Mikumi.
'nilimchoma sehemu...
There has been a suggestion that more babies are born at Full Moon. Let us test this. What was the phase of the
moon when you were born?
Wakati Boflo anazaliwa moon phase ilikuwa nusu (50%)...
Haya ni majibizano kati ya mama mmoja na wanae wawili aliowaacha nyumbani baada ya mlo wa mchana.
Ninyi watoto. Nani kadokoa mboga zangu?
Mtoto1.:m cjui
mtoto2.:hata m cjui
mama.:ninyi...
Jamani FLD ndio nini?????haya majaaa wameniandikia kwenye matokeo yangu ya form six!!!!!!naona kuna kila sababu ya kuvunja muungano.
Ebu nipeni ushauri nifanye nn...
Nilikuwa ktk daladala. Nikawa nimesikia kwa kuibia kuwa mkuu wa zamani wa shule ya pugu hadi mwaka 1994 na hatimaye kuhamia Tambaza Mwl Amon Mtera pamoja na mke wake mama Mtera kuwa walifariki...
Mama wa kijaluo alienda hospitali baada ya kujisikia mwili hauko vizur, alipofika hospitali mazungumzo yake na doc yalikuwa hivi
doc : mama unasumbuliwa na nn
mama : hapana kojoa
doc : enhe hlo...
Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.
Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job.
Santa singh says, OK, next time we will apply...
Wakuu nimekutana na hili gazeti Superstar ingawa la muda kidogo (20 April 2012) na moja kati ya habari picha yao imenivunja mbavu nikaona si vibaya kuShare nanyi.
Soma maelezo ya picha kwa...
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