JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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HIZI HELA NIZITUMIEJE? Jamani nimepewa Bonus hata sijui ya nini, ila nataka nizitumie ndani ya weekend hii ziishe. Kuna vitu nimeorodhesha hapa naomba ushauri ni kipi cha muhimu nikifanye kwa...
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Hallo WanaJF Mtakubaliana nami kwamba hapaJF kilamwanaJF ana kipaji na utaalamu wake. Huyu mwenzetu AfroDenz ana ujuzi mkubwa sana wa kutafuta. na ku-tailor make maua ya pongezi kwa mwanaJF yoyote...
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A little boy was doing his maths homework & saying: 2+5, the son of a bitch is 7. 3+6, the son of a bitch is 9 His Mom: What are you doing? Boy: I'm doing maths homework Mom: this is how...
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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head...
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KABYEMELA alipopata pesa aliamua kuondoka BUKOBA alikuja DAR kumtembelea ndugu yake anaye fanya kazi katika jeshi la polisi kitengo cha usalama barabarani(trafic) KOPRO BASHAIJA siku moja...
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.....sasa tuanze.... Malizia.
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Jamaa mmoja mwenyetabia ya kujifanya shekhe na hali elimu yake mgogoro alishtukizwa siku moja baada ya swala ya Ijumaa na kuombwa atoe mawaaidha,msikiti ulikua umejaa! Aliposimama alianza...
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Mchanga kapata demu wa kizaramu,wakati wanavua nguo mchaga akaona shanga kibao kiuonani kwa demu wa kizaramu akashangaa!Yesuu...we binti,hizo rozali zimeibiwa parokia gani?
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Wanandugu, Mimi huwa naenda pale Uchumi siku za weekend kununua mahitaji kadha wa kadha. Lakini kuna katabia pale ambacho huwa kinanikera sana. Mara nyingi wale cashier wao hawana chenji ndogo...
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Watu JF wanatuma Vichekesho Vizuri sana hahahhahahahhahah au we unasemaje? Hebu Tujadili Hili Wakuu hahahahhahahahahaahha
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Last weekend nilijiAdjust mitaa Fulani na washkaji, tukajiAdjust sehemu tukaAdjust na misosi na drinks. Kila mtu akawa busy anaAdjust plate yake huku mdogomdogo tunaAdjust story mbili tatu...
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Narudi kwa bwebwe, na mtindo ule ule wa kifataki na kisharobaro, huku nikiwa nimetupia ki sharo sharo
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1.Wapare-ubahili,umalaya 2.Wachaga-Wasomi tokea enza mwalimu,wafanya biashara,wezi. 3.Wangoni-umalaya 4.Wahaya-majungu,umalaya,uchawi,wasomi wa enzi za mwalimu,majivuno. 5.Waha-uchawi...
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kwa mimi navyojua mungu kaumba dunia na vyote vilivyomo ndani yake. Sasa hizi sayari nyngine kama mars,jupiter na pluto kaumba nani? Na zenyewe zina mungu wao? Au mungu wetu nd'o kaziumba na hizo pia.
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Do you know your numbers? The teacher asks Jumper if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My Daddy taught...
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A Couple lived in tiny house, wanted to have sex without the Knowledge of their son. They started having sex and asked their son to stand in balcony and keep telling them whats happening...
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birds love u, giraffe love u, antelope love u, elephant love u, go to the zoo they all miss u :loco:
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eti jamani me celewi kwann pasport size watu hawaruhusiwi hata kutabasamu?
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Mchezombaya alitembea kuelekea mahali fulani.Njiani akahisi kiu kali.Akaingia nyumba moja kuomba maji ya kunywa.Wenyeji wakamtuma mtoto mmoja wa miaka kumi hivi amhudumie.Jamaa akamwagiza mtoto...
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mtu wa kwanza kuumbwa (ADAM) Hakuwa wa kwanza kufa. Why?
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