JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Jamani Ijumaa ya Leo naona kitu ambacho kitaweza kunipa furaha na kuniondolea haya mastress ya wiki Nzima ni kula huyu Mbuzi wa kikatoliki aka white paper. Kwa hapa Dar najua Pale Didz Masaki ni...
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There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone...
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Najua umeangalia comedy hapa tbc.Masanja kawataka wabunge/waheshimiwa kutoa hela za kumsaidia msanii sajuki.Kila mmoja milion 2 au 1.Na kawataja majina yao.Duh
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wa heshima na taadhima napenda kumshukuru Sweetlady ambaye ndiye alipendekeza jina hili na kunipa ruksa ya kulitumia rasmi. Na wale wote ambao mara kadhaa wamekuwa wakilitumia jina hili napenda...
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Ni wazi kwamba unaweza kujipatia ajira kwenye makampun ya simu, kama utaweza hili swali... How many 5 digit telephone number can be constructed using the digit 0 to 9 if each number start with...
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had...
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Mdoli au Mwanasesere? Bastola? Gari? Udongo wa kufinyanga Mpira au??????? Nilikuwa napenda bastola, wakati wa kulala naiweka chini ya mto, nilikuwa najua kuna siku tutavamiwa na jambazi...
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Duuuh! Hizi NDOTO Jamani!? :sleep: Na mi leo nimeoteshwa Dawa; Natibu magonjwa yote SUGU na yasiyo sugu, Situmii Kikombe, na wala simtozi Mtu 500/-! NIKIKUSHIKA MAKALIO TU UMEPONA.... KARIBUNI...
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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kulala kila akikaa tu apandapo chombo cha usafiri juzi kavunjika mguu alipanda bodaboda...,
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OriginAccording to Greg Mathis, sagging was adopted from the United States prison system where belts are prohibited.[3] Belts are sometimes prohibited to keep prisoners from using them as weapons...
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JF members Hii ni kama Pilot study kwa hiyo Please Mods naomba muiache kwa muda tuone. Lengo la thread hii ni kutaka kuona kuwa itakuaje kama tutakua na Jukwaa la Stress Remover. Wengi tuna...
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Je atakubali kuja kula ugali?
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...natamani nilie lakini ndo vile machozi hayako karibu. Nitawakosa kwa siku hizi kadhaa ambazo sitakuwa hewani, kwa sababu zilizo nje ya uwezo wangu. Mphamvu can't stand this kind of goodbye...
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Mzee wa miaka 75 alimuoa binti wa miaka 15, On their first Night wote walikuwa wanalia... Je unadhani sababu ninini...??
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Kuna thread hapa inataka utaje vitu vya enzi za zamani ambavyo unadhani vijana hawakuviona ila wamesikia tu. Yametajwa mambo mengi ya mavazi, usafiri, mambo ya kijamii n.k. Basically reminiscing...
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Yaani mchana yote eti niliuwa nimelala, nimeamka sasa mnao saa nne kufungua JF, nimekuta eti ka-breaking newz ka Mbatia kuhongwa ubunge ili kurudisha fadhila zake za kujiondoa kumpinga ubunge Dada...
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Huyu mwanaJF kaishia wapi wandugu? Alikuwa amezoea sana kuweka kambi MMU na kuonekana majukwaa mengine lakini ghafla katoweka. Najua kwa uhakika hana Ban. Mwenye kujua habari zake atueleze. Pia...
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Wadau hebu chekini hii, nlidhan ni mi peke yangu nisiyejua kutumia pc, kumbe! Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of...
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Habari wa JF Jamaa moja alipanda daladala,akiwa anaendelea na safari akajihisi kujamba.Ili abiria wasisikie/wasijue akijamba akawa anajamba kwa kufuatisha midundo ya mziki.Wakati anashuka...
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Dogo kaolewa na mama wa miaka 52 dogo ana miaka 21 anasema amempenda kutokana na utajiri alio nao mama huyo na ndo maana akafikiria ugumu wa maisha ya sasa akaona bora niolewe tu, hata kama watu...
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