Dah! Kuna tajiri mmoja jina lake Bakharesa kwa sasa anagombea tawi la CCM kule visiwani Zanzibar ila nimemfuatilia sana khs historia yake na nikagundua kuwa kabla hajazishika pesa alikuwa jina...
A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said you are " A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K "
She asked " What does that mean?"
He explained : you are Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful...
Katika daladala mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto wake.
Mtoto akakataa!
Mama akamwambia "nyonya
kama hutaki nampa Anko anyonye" (Anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyekaa na huyo mama pembeni)...
Habari za leo wana JF, baada ya kufuatilia hili suala mara nyingi na michakato mbalimbali pamoja na kesi zihusuzo uzalilishaji nimejiuliza maswali mengi ambayo sijaweza kujipatia majibu; hivi...
katika ulimwengu huu wa sasa mwanaume aliyekamilika amekuwa ni bidhaa adimu sana kupatikana, wewe mtoto wa kike umejiandaaje na ushindani huu ili kuhakikisha unaipata bidhaa hii adimu sana, hasa...
wakati upo mtoto ulikua unapenda cheza mchezo upi na nikwanin? Mimi nilikua napenda saana rede coz nilikua straiker wao n nilikua najua, na pia kombolela coz nilikua napenda kujifichaficha weee...
Wakuu nimepigiwa simu asubuhi hii na jenerali wa anga na nchi kavu a.k.a mzee wa route a.k.a kamanda Sijali a.k.a ****** a.k.a Mzee wa kaya a.k.a shauri yenu a.k.a handsome boy a.k.a Mzee wa...
Maisha Bora kwa kila waziri, Bora Maisha kwa Kila Mtanzania.
hii nimeisikia kwa jamii ya watu fulani huko mitaani. Imekaa ki Chichat but Ni siasa iliyojificha.
Nafikiri sio upepo mzuri kwa...
No offence lakini kiukweli i found out humu kuna a lot of wanna be's and wanna try dudes and chicks perhaps,, or maybe am just too old.. khaaaa!!!<BR>i am not complaining or anything but i cant...
Kuna mtoto aliokota Pete y DHAHABU....mara tu akatokea jamaa na kumwambia " Hiyo pete nipe mimi" MTOTO, "naenda kumpa demu wangu.... JAMAA "mpaka wewe una demu hata kukojoa bado hujaanza"? MTOTO...
..............Jamaa alimuuliza Demu wake.
Jamaa:Mimi na Choo, Bora Nani.
Demu: Bora Wewe!
Jamaa:Siyo Kweli! Mbona Ukienda Chooni Unavua Chupi mbiombio, lakini ukija kwangu mpaka NIKUBEMBELEZE...
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor.
The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The...
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