Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.
Q: What do you say when you meet a...
Mmakonde aliulizwa na mteja: 'Mbona vinyago vyako vizuri, lakini watoto wako wabaya?'
Mmakonde akajibu: 'Vinyago nachonga nchana kweupe, watoto nachonga na nke wangu uchiku kwenye gija totolo...
Basi kuna dogo anaitwa kifuta kila siku akipewa homework shule huwa anampa mdingi wake amfanyie, basi siku moja mdingi hakurudi nyumbani na dogo akaamua afanye mwenyewe, alipompa mwalimu...
Jaza mapengo kwa ku2mia neno {zi} naamka asubuhi nina usingi.... nakunywa chai na maanda.... Kwa mchu.... wa na.... na ndi.... ninae soma sms hii mimi ni chi.... pia mshen.... niliekosa ra.... za...
Kuna Baba mmoja alimkamata mtoto fulani kwa
kosa la kumtania kwamba anakichwa kama
mafiga,baba yule alimchukua mpaka kwa baba
wa mtoto yule,MAMBO YALIKUWA KAMA HIVI:
BABA WA MTOTO: Na huyo...
BINTI: Mama nimefaulu na nimechaguliwa kwenda UDOM.
MAMA: Hongera mwanangu, nilijua tu utafaulu, na bado nakuombea najua ipo siku utafika chuo kikuu!!!!
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm...
Madogo wa primary wakiwa mapumziko wakawa wanapiga stori.
Dogo 1: Kijijini kwa babu yangu kuna ng'ombe mkubwa ana"cover" eneo lote la kijiji, duniani hajawah kutokea ng'ombe mkubwa hivyo.
Dogo...
Devi alikuwa kwenye kigrosari karibu na kwake, siku nzima alikuwa anapata kilaji yuko njwiii. Ghafla kaja Eddy akamwambia, "We fa#a wahi kwako kuna rafiki yako anayaharibu na mkeo". Devi...
Gal:hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Gal: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend?coz niltaka uje kwangu
Gal: oh!!sorry sitoweza kuja kuna harusi ya unty yangu and second day kuna wageni home.
Boy:kama...
Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her and says "can I kiss u"?
Girl; Not now, I'm at home
Boy; please
Girl ; No
Boy; u were too sweet in bed...
Changudoa alienda hospitali kwa ajili ya clinic ya ujauzito. Mojawapo ya swali alilokutana nalo hili hapa na jibu zuuuuri alikua nalo.....
DOCTOR: mimba hii kakupa nani?
CHANGUDOA: hivi we ukila...
ukitaka kujua EAC kuwa wabongo tutapata shida sikiliza vidhungu leo Bungeni jamani mi nasema tukianza kuomba kura kwa vidhungu nahisi matusi na mbembwe zitaisha kwa wagombea haki ya Mungu madamu...
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