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wazee wa kipare walikuwa kwenye mkutano baada ya mjadala mrefu mdee akasimama,MWENYEKISHIsikubaliani na mjumbe aliyeondoka. kusikia hivyo mzee mrindoko akadakia NEKITAJA...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...
Nilikutana na Lulu pande za Mlimani City mwaka jana. Akawa anatoka sehemu ya Mr Price,nikamwita tukapiga piga story. Mara akaniuliza "unatembelea gari aina gani"? Nikamjibu mimi nasukuma guta...
Jamaa fulani alikuwa na tabia ya kuj ba kwa nguvu kila aamkapo asubuhi. Mkewe alikerwa sana na tabia hiyo, alimkataza akachoka, siku moja akamwonya kuwa iko siku badala ya pumzi, utumbo utakuja...
KUNA JAMAA MMOJA ALIKUWA ANAPENDA SANA MISOSI,SIKU MOJA WAKATI ANARUDI NYUMBANNI AKAKUTA WATOTO KIBAO WANACHEZA KARIBU NA NYUMBA YAKE,akajisemea moyoni nikiletewa chakula hawa watoto lazima...
One day a florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service". The florist is...
Nauliza hivi,humu jf nani ni rafiki yako wa mtandao ambaye kwa sura hamfahamiani (hamjawahi kukutana physically wala kwa simu) lakini hisia zako kwake ni za mtu ambaye mko karibu (you are...
Wadau sijui ni peke yangu, Jamani mi naogopa MENDE balaa, yaani akiingia chumbani siwezi lala, Kuna wale wanaoruka ndio balaa kabisa.
Yani nikiona MENDE mwili unasisimuka, halafu kwa chini mbona...
There's a bear and a rabbit in t he woods and they come a cross a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they're even more amazed when it starts talking to them . The golden frog...
A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this...
mshkaji mmoja alizamia kwenye shughuli ya waislamu na ili apate kipaumbele akajifanya bonge la imamu si akaangusha dua huku watu wakiitikia ifuatavyo
IMAMU ya tawfiq,
WATU amin!
ya tawheed amin...
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an...
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to...
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them...
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of...
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very...
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"
The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!"
The bartender replies...
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