1. Coca-cola was originally green.
2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.
4. Dumbest dog...
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer...
Majogoo waliamua kufunga barabara na kufanya uharibifu mkubwa kama kufukuafukua mashimo kwenye barabara ya Ilala Buguruni wakipinga matumizi makubwa ya mimba za wake zao.
Walipo ulizwa walidai...
Jaman nawaogopa sana wasichana wenye majini,ila sasa nina demu wangu mwenye majini sa cjui itakuweje na wakat namuogopa ila najkaza ksabun kutokana na yeye kunipenda kwa dhati.
ORDERING PIZZA
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.
Customer: My...
Siku ya arusi, wanandoa walijifungia ndani katika ghorofa ya juu na kuanza jigy jigy mfuflulizo kuanzia usiku mpaka asubuhi, wakaendelea mpaka jioni, usiku ukaingia wakaendelea mpaka asubuhi...
Grieving
A man visiting a cemetery heard a second man who was kneeling at a nearby grave crying-out loudly, "Why did you have to die?!!? Why did you have to die?!!?".
The first man was so moved...
Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate.
Employee (after few minutes): Done sir.
Boss: Do it again.
Employee: Done it again.
Boss: Do it once more...
Msichana mmoja aliye julikana kwa jina la lulu kanda mwenye umri wa miaka tisa,ametoroka nyumbani kwao uko tabata baada ya kupigwa na baba yake mzazi .
Lulu alikuwa amevaa nguo na viatu
kwa...
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