JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Few weeks ago alisema atakufa rais wa nchi yoyote watu wakabeza, wakasema may be Mugabe, Mandela na wengneo walio wagonjwa ila nijuavyo Bingu hakuwa mgonjwa kiasi cha kutokuwepo ktk list ya...
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jaman wanajamvi hawa ff,na Jb wapo....nawaomba warudi nina mengi ya kuwahoji. Anaejua walipo anitaharifu...
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Mh Lema, aambiwa kesi hii lazima kesi hii"ikutie kidole" na ndugu Zuberi Mwombeji My Take; Maadili ya utwala wa sheria uwapi kama kiongozi wa serikali kama huyu anathubutu kumwambie kiongozi...
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be blessed.
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WanaJf wa majukwaa yote, Juniors, Members, Seniors, Experts na premiums, mabibi na mabwana; Nachukua nafasi hii adhimu kuwatakia wote muwe na wakati mzuri msimu huu wa sikukuu ya Pasaka...
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Karibuni wanaJAMVI tuombe/tusali kabla ya kulala. Tumshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu kwa mema mengi aliyotutunuku siku nzima. Usiache kuomba/kusali kabla ya kulala na unapoamka. NAWATAKIA USIKU MWEMA NA...
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...najutia enda kule leo.... Im so frustrated...na BP yangu ipo juu naw... Nisaidieni wana Chit chat..
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Wakuu mida ya ibada imekaribia. Tujiandae bila kuchelewa. Tusitafute visingizio manake tunajitahd kuwah makazini lakin church ful kuchelewa. Ijumaa kuu njema!
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Kati ya nyimbo zote za wakati wa pasaka huu naupenda zaidi... ningependa kweli ungekuwa pia kwenye Kiswahili:
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Maana kila nikiingia naishia kucheka tuu kwa jinsi member wanavyochangia na kujibiana ktk topic. Kiasi kwamba nashindwa kutoa mchango. Lkn haipiti Siku bila kuingia humu.
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ntu nti nkuu wa nkoa nkwe njomba nchale chimba nkali chana chimama utembee
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Hakika penzi langu kongwe kama fasihi simulizi,kwani nakupenda kama Ngoswe alivyo mpenda Mazoea,wala sina madem wengi kama Joti wa kilio chetu,nawe ucwe kama Furaha wa orodha,sintakutenga kama...
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basi kipindi hicho kabinti nachipukia kabyuti byuti ila sio sana. Nimeombwa kutolewa out na kijana wa haja baada ya kukalkuleti nikawa nishafika bei, nikakubali kutoka naye. As usual, kama...
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Hali hapa imekuwa ya furaha na kicheko, simba mnyama anatisha.
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> >Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank.But the boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he...
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Baadaya ya Ijumaa Pasaka hufuata! Our principle in our church kwamba Ijumaa Kuu ni siku ya kunywa na kula pamoja na kushangilia kwani ni siku ya ukombozi hivyo hakuna haja ya kulia au kuhuzunika...
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Jamaa moja baada ya kutoka kijijini akadai alikuwa New york. Siku moja wenzie kijiweni wakawa wanamuhoji kuhusu lile jengo refu kuliko yote duniani. Jamaa: lile jengo nilipanda mpaka gorofa ya...
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.....i never forget this month.....daima tunawaombea kwa mungu....
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Binafsi nawapongeza
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wiki hii bwana nimekutana na kongosho alikuja ofisini kwangu kwa shughuli zake binafsi ila hakunitambua kuwa mimi ndio C.T.U ila mimi nimemtambua kwa uwezo wangu binafsi katika masuala ya...
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