YOU CAN NOT CHEAT DEATH
Death came to a guy and said,
"my friend, today is your day".
The guy said, "but I am not ready".
Death said, "well you are next on my list".
So the guy...
baraa bara kabisa wapenzi wasomaji wa ujumbe huu embu naomba mnifahamishe inakuwaje unakuta prizenta wa ki tz wanapokuwa wanaigana kutangaza yaani mpaka inakuwa ina boa coz unakuta umefungua redio...
Mshkaji mmoja alikua na dingi yake akamwona demu wake anakuja bahati mbaya dingi alikuwa mkali na mazungumzo yao yalikua hivi.
MSHIKAJI;umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu cha speak english my farther...
chuoni kwe2 hapa saut mwanza leo wamebandika matokeo kama kawaida huwa hawarushi kwenye net kwanza kwa sababu za kiusalama kila kituo cha fakati ambapo wamebandika matokeo gari la ambulance na...
Siku hizi Harusi zimekuwa si sherehe za kuwapongeza maharusi bali ni shughuli za gharama sana!!!
Siku hizi ili kamati za harusi zianze kujadili kuandaa harusi yako angalau wewe muoaji uwe na...
Nilianza mbele kama kawaida,akadai amechoka,nikamgeuza nyuma akaanza kulalamika ,nikataka nimweke staili nyingine,akaanza kulia.Aiseee!kumnyoa mtoto mdogo kazi kweli kweli.
Police walikuwa kwenye msako usiku kukamata watu wanaoendesha baiskeli bila taa, akawa anakuja jamaa mbio na baiskeli bila taa. Mazungumzo yakawa hivi.
Police-Wapi taa.
Jamaa-Ndioo napita.
Hello great thinkers. Its my birthday. Karibuni home baadae kutakua na tafrija fupi. Vyakula vitakavyokuwepo ni kande kwa maharage na wali choroko. Vinywaji ni wanzuki, kangara, ulanzi, komon...
Last Thursday nilienda kwa ka mkutano kafupi hivi ambako kalikuwa kana comprise kama watu 30 hivi. Bahati mbaya nilifika nimechelewa na kwa kuwa nilikuwa kwenye list ya kufanya presentation...
...niwalambe nisiwalambeeeeeee....
acheni ushamba....washamba nyie....(nimenukuu)
kuna mtu najaribu kumsaka humu Jf...tusaidiane...kauli zake kama zinaendana na huyu...kama anajijua...
siku moja bwana msomi alienda kuomba kazi kwenye kampuni moja ,alimkuta mtu *mmoja mlangoni akiwa mchafu, kifua wazi huku kashika rungu, yule mtu alimsimamisha yule msomi alafu akamslimia.'habari...
Habari zenu. Napenda kuwatakia Jumapili njema ya matawi twendeni tukasherekee wapendwa. Muwe na siku njema tukijiandaa kwa pasaka. Mungu awabariki wote. Amen
...Yahaya Hussein anakiita chama kuzimu, usipobadili mwenendo na kumwomba Mungu kwa kutenda yanayompendeza hakika chama kitafariki.
...maji mafupi ameweka "chuma ulete" kwa mifuko ya watu ndio...
My darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway...
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