JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Akili ya kudhani kuwa wanaume wanaume almost sote twapenda ama kuvutiwa na wanawake weupe! Urembo uliopewa Mungu hajakosea haileti maana kutumia mkorogo nk ili kubadilisha rangi ya ngozi yako...
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Hapa ni kwa wale wote wanaofurahia ushindi wa CHADEMA kule Arumeru! Ni wakati wa kujiachia full maswaga mwanzo mwisho. Pamoko sana. Shouts out to Lusinde teh teh teh....
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Kwa kawaida huwa nina desturi ya kutoa zawadi kwa wale niwapendao katika zile sikukuu kubwa za Mwaka kama vile Christmas, Mwaka mpya na pasaka. Lakini zawadi yangu ya pasaka ya mwaka huu nataka...
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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I...
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wanaume wakiwa wazee wanaitwa Mzee Chizenga,Mzee Klorokwini,Mzee Mtambuzi lakini kwanini wanawake hawaitwi hivyo mfano Mzee Rose1980,Mzee Lizzy,Mzee Ashadii au hata Mzee Josephine03?
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Mimi huwa najiuliza sana, kwanini wagogo hawataki kuachana na CCM? Wao ndo wanaongoza kwa kusema nisaidie, sijara na wengine wakijifanya vipofu ili waombe vizuri wakisindikizwa na watoto wao...
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nahitaji msaada wenu.. ntapata t-shirt yenye nembo ya CHADEMA aina ya FORM6.. HELP.
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Kuna bwana mkubwa amenichekesha sana sasa hivi amesema eti "CCM imewaachia CHADEMA washinde Arumeru ili wahisani waendelee kututumia pesa za misaada, kwa sababu ingeshinda tena wahisani wangeanza...
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Wananchi wa Tanzania hususan wale wa mkoa wa Ruvuma wamekuwa wakihitaji sana kuwana matawi ya CHADEMA katika maeneo yao hasa vijijini. Umefika wakati kutenga fungu kubwa kwa ajili ya shughuli...
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jamaa alikuwa safarini kikazi akafikia guest sikuiyo alijiona mnyonge akaamua kumuuliza muudumu m1 wa kiume kuwa anashida na demu muudumu akamwambia mademu wapo ila sisi tunawatambua kwa majina ya...
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habari zenu wana jamvi?? Leo nimetafakari sana kwanini siku ya wajinga iwe ni tarehe 1 april? Ni jambo gani uliwahi kudanganywa miaka iliyopita katika siku ya wajinga na huwezi kulisahau?
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nipo katika kanisa moja hapa luguruni-mbezi/kibamba na nimeshuhudia kwa macho yangu watu wanatandikwa viboko na mchungaji..ikibidi hata kwa kukamatwa na vijana wenye nguvu! Niliwaza ku-post hii...
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Nape, Rejao na Ritz. Nimerejea hizi Propaganda zenu nimebaki kucheka tu. Poleni sana wakuu Mwendo wa Ushindi. Nimetembea kuanzia KIA, Kikatiti, Maji ya Chai na Usariver! kote huku hawataki...
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Jamani where are you nashida na wewe nime ku pm mtandao ukazingu wherever ur pm me please
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Jamani eeh CCM kulikoni, nampigia simu tee...ndwa hapokei, nchimbi kazima simu, wassira simu inaniambia error.. mkapa nae kagoma, Naogopa kumpigia lusinde sababu anaweza kunipiga matusi...
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Kila nikitaka kujipumzisha mchana mara nyingi simu hainipi fursa ya kufanya hivyo..je ni lipi sahihi? niizime? niiweke silent? niidivert somewhere? niactivate voice mail? niiache ON?
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I want to be a chill in the sun obsesd like amyner, will it be Excellent au nijichore tatoo kama aminata9 ndo ntakuwa The Finnest? Please lilyflower would you Smille and go with me down lizzy's...
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maeneo ya katikati ya jiji la arusha kuna mvua kubwa ya ''mawe'' inaendelea .nina uhakika hii ni ishara ya ukombozi.
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BAADA YA KUSHINDWA KUMPATIA UBONGE MNONO MGOMBEA WAKE ALIYEACHIWA FAMILIA BAADA YA BABA YAKE KUFARIKI, CHAMA HICHO CHA KUWATAFUTIA MAYATIMA KAZI ZA UBONGE KINAANZA MCHAKO MWINGINE WA KUMTAFUTIA...
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A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom...
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