JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Juu ndege za kivita, chini magari ya kivita. kuna nini jamani?? Mimi nipo hapa maeneo ya external yamepita magari manne yenye mizinga kwa nyuma iliyofunikwa kwa turubai za kijeshi. Ile nataka...

Natakaaa.......natakaa, nimuulize hiviiii, kwa nini Avatar yake kamuweka murembo anavuta naniliu..... inaitwaje vileeee, ah! Nimekumbuka.... Inaitwaaaaa Shigara Shipoti, lakini mbona imefanana na...

jamani mara hii hamuonekani? Mshalala? Au kimchina changu hakiwaoni? Hebu rudini tupige story mbili tatu afu tupotee.

Nina video clips nzuri sana ila ninashinwa kuzipost hapa jf nifanyeje? nielekezeni namna ya kupost video

Jeshi limeamua kuja na ndege aina nyingine tofauti na zile zinazopita kasi. leo wanazunguka kwa ndege moja kubwa sana yenyewe inapita chini sana ikikwepa majumba marefu. kidogo bawa lake liguse...

Kutokana na ugumu wa maisha nimeamua anzisha kampuni ya kutafutia watu wachumba gharama itafwatana na specification unazotaka. Watu wengi wametumia huduma yetu na leo wanafurahia ndoa zao...

Najua kuna wanaume wengi ndani ya ndoa wanakua wana wanawasi wasi na watoto wanaowazaa kama ni wao au sio esp kama mtoto hafanani na baba kabisa. Kudhibitisha kama ni wa kwako lazima DNA itumike...

sijui nitafanyiwa lini?...... watu wamechangamka hadi raha,huku spain niliko kwa ajili ya vekesheni hamna mambo kama haya LOL

Mwanamke Aisha Babu amekuwa akiwa akiwaumiza vichwa viongozi waandamizi wa jeshi la polisi nchini. Polisi wetu wameshindwa kumdhibiti mwanamke huyo, hivyo basi wameamua kupiga marufuku mikutano...

Kuna watu humu wanadhani eti mie nishashiriki tendo kabla ya ndoa, jamani nakuapieni wallaahi wala sijawahi hata siku moja. Ni kweli ninao marafiki wa kiume wengi sana wengine naishi nao eneo moja...

....................tabia ya kuoga uchi?

"Wakati tunaelekea X-mass 2011, nakuombea furaha yako iongezeke kama bei ya petrol, utu wako uwe juu kama posho za wabunge, mashaka yako yapungue kama kura za CCM 2010, ila Umaarufu wako uongezeke...

A bit funny but with full of truth. A Poem For Those Over 50Submitted by: scrap-happy-mom Author: Author Unknown A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was...

nds Messages Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za yesu.." Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..." ******************************** Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda...

Ukiingia jf sio lazma uchangie kuburudika. Peruz 2 mwanzo mwisho mwenyewe utacheka utannuna utashangaa utasikitika na mwisho utakubali kua jf kiboko! Ngoja nikaendelee kuperuz.

Wachezaji hao ni godfrey taita na nurdin baakari hope mnaweza jua sasa matokeo mabaya yanatokana na nini??kocha julio amewafumania wachezaji wawili wa kilimanjaro wakiwa na mwanamke ndani...

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three.

Salaam JF. Hili likoje members... Nmepita ofisi nyingi za kudai haki nmewakuta watu wazima ambao walikua watumishi katika sectors mbali mbali....nkijiuliza walipo kua wakiwajibika ndio waliokua...

I was on my day dream when I heard David Cameron praying to God for some answers. Cameron: Oh, God, is homosexual against your design of human nature ? God : Yes my son, Cameron...

I just changed my password to "Incorrect" now computer reminds me everytime I forget.