JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Hakuna sehemu kuna mademu wanaojiuza kwa bei rahisi kama Dar. Ukija uko sinza, buguruni kwa wahaya mpaka kwenye pub zao zote kuna mademu wa bei Rahisi kinyama. Yaani ukiwa na buku 2 tu unapona...

120 Reasons Why I Love You: I love the way you look at me. You make me feel like I’m the only person in the world. With you I can be myself. I love you because we are family and friends at the...

1. Napenda siku moja hapa dar matafriki wasiwe kazini jiji zima wala taa zisifanye kazi.Yaani ni madereva tu na magari yao.(lengo nataka kusikia matusi na misele ya madereva wetu) 2. Napenda siku...

Habari wakuu pole na majukumu ya uzalishaji. Leo Mimi nimeshangaa Sana kukutana na wadada wa wili, mmoja nimemtafuna saa nne asubuhi na mwingine akaja Geto pia saa saba mchana na wote...

Haya ni mambo ya kipu..avu sana...😠, Tena nimekasirishwa sana na hii radio station iliopiga hii nyimbo nikiwa na binti yangu kwenye mkebe..☹️. Yaani hawa mbwa wamesababisha nime disconnect kabisa...

Upo wapi time hii? Mi nimekwama kurudi Dar bado ni Dom nipe location upo wapi enjoy life while you still breath Life is too shot

Vijana wa mtaani wanasema eti mabinti wa kichagga viuno vigumu, vimekaza kama vyuma, sasa na mimi nawauliza je, mnayaweza mambo kama ya huyu Mchina??

Vijana mnaoanza maisha hakikisha ndoto yako inatimia mapema iwezekanavyo. Hawa wenza wetu wengi wamejaa maneno ya kukera na kukatisha tamaa sana. Niliwahi kupata demu yeye hataki nifanye mishe za...

Wakuu. Upo vizuri kwenye kitu gani hasa? I mean kila mtu anakuwa na professional yake, lakini pia kuna ile unakuwa upo vizuri kwenye sekta au kitu fulani. Mapenzi, ngumi, umbea, uchawi...

Habari za majukum wanajamii, Niende moja kwa moja kwenye point. Je, ulishawahi kwenda baa kunywa hata maji au kinywaji chochote lakini ghafla anayekuhuldumia ukajikuta unamuelewa asa wale wa...

Hivi ni nani alianzisha huu utaratibu wa kupika/kula pilau siku za sikukuu?! Iwe sikukuu ya kiislam au kikristu nyumba nyingi itapikwa pilau hasa mijini,hata kijijini kwetu ni pilau tu siku kama leo!

Nikiwa mgeni Dar nilikutana na kijana mmoja barbarani akanionyesha simu aina ya samsung A50. Kumuuliza bei akaniambia ni laki moja. Bei ilikua chini sana nikaamua kununua. Aliniharakisha sana...

Uzinzi/kuchepuka Uuaji Kujichua Utapeli Wizi Kutamani mke wa jirani yakoo Ulevi Uongo Ufiisadi Na mengine.kama hayooo Comt 0753 466675 past mzuri sana haitaji hela yakyako imwone Mungu

Greetings, Kama Jamiiforums itadumu milele, kizazi hadi kizazi, ungependa vizazi vingine visome jambo gani ulilowahi kuandika humu? Ungependa wafahamu/wajifunze nini kupitia wewe?

Samakisamaki Masaki "Teach me how to dougie"

Aisee! Huku mikoani hatuwezi kuweka kilinge juu ya makaburi eti tupige stori unaonekana kichaa ila huko Dar mna moyo kwa kweli mnalala makaburi, mnakaa mnavuta sigara makaburi wengine mpaka...

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant? How old is your mother, dear? Asks the teacher. Forty. She replies. Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant. The...

Hivi zile mechi zilikuaga zinaamsha sana jamii saivi zipo wap? Yupo wapi Mapung'o(golden boy),Hui hui,Mzee Meko, Bob mazishi na wengineo?

When 3 people have sex it's called THREESOME.When 2 people have sex it's called TWOSOME.Now I understand why they call you HANDSOME!

THINGS THAT DEFINE AFRICANS 1. Urinating behind Toilet 2. Wife sleeping next to the wall 3. keeping brooms behind the door 4. When you get rich, People say you have Snake. 5. When youn get...