JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Hapa kitaan kwangu kulika na kijikuku kisumbufu sana (kwa sasa kinawikia kwenye sufuria) Kilikua kinanitesa sana, usiweke kitu ukajisahau kidogo tu basi ujue kasepa nacho. Bahati mbaya ni...
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Nipo ndan ya basi nimekaa na papuchi, nimenunua korosho kiroho safi nikasema nimgawie kidogo basi kakinga mikono miwili ile kumimina tu kumbe nimeshika pakti vibaya nashtuka zimeenda nyingi kwake...
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"Dah aisee hii gari mbona bei rahisi sana, yani kuna siku ntaliagiza" ni kauli moja wapo ya watu wanaopenda kuperuzi mitandao ya kuagizia magari ila hawana pesa. unazungumziaje hili
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Yaani mi natembe zangu kwa miguu nawaza hili gonjwa la corona itakuwaje mfukoni sina kitu mvua imeninyeshea nimeloa nafikiririagetho naenda kula nini katika ile kupishana mi nilikuwa naenda yeye...
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Kila kitu hapa duniani kina faida na hasara yake hapa Duniani. Pamoja na madhara makubwa ya hili janga lakini pia kuna faida pia kuanzia ngazi ya Dunia nzima mpaka familia; 1. Binadamu sasa...
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Salaam kweli sasa tumefika hatua ya kuweka mabango. Hali tete tutakoma tusipochukua tahadhari Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
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Unaweza kukaa nyumbani alafu mwenye Corona kashika nyanya sokoni ile umekata kachumbari unajilamba kumbe unalamba Covid 19 version 2020 Ila babu kalala huko msituni anasubiri akioteshwa ndoto tu...
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Farasi Wa ajabu wameonekana uko Zanzibar Leo wajuvi hii ina maana gani. Au ndo siku za mwisho izi. Watu mliopo uko Zanzibar mtupe uhakika nimeikuta kwenye group whatup. Sent using Jamii Forums...
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Kimsingi watumishi wa umma wengi tuliohamishiwa Dodoma tunaishi maisha ya ajabu sana, bado hatujakubali kwamba ngoma ndio ishatoka hiyo na kifupi ikirudi ni panchaaa!wengi wetu tumepanga chumba...
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Ni saaa 2:07am. Dem mwanamke yoyoye aliye online aje tuchati kiromNtic liveee sina ucingiz asa ntafanyaje afu nipo single Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
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God, thank you for giving me the unique opportunity to be able to wish myself a happy birthday today in good health and happiness. I pray that You will continue to bestow blessings of health and...
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Lara1 aka KuBwa la maaadui tumekumiss sana ujo wapi wewe. Nini kimekupata au ndo ushawekwa lock up na cyber crime act . Au ndo uchumi Wa Anko magu umekuyumbisha mpaka umekosa bando la kuingia...
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Tuendelee kuepuka mikusanyiko sio na lazima kwa kipindi hichi tunachopitia Watanzania wenzangu. Mimi ni mpenzi sana wa hizi soda, nikipata sehemu ya kupumzisha mwili basi lazima niagize kinywaji...
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Nimetafuta mask kariakoo maduka ya dawa Jumla. Nimepata wanauza 1pc = 4,000 Tsh sawa na kilo 1 ya sukari. NB: Mzalendo utachagua sukari au Mask?
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Tanzania ndo Nchi pekee lazima uchart na babe wako daily ili Usiachwe[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28] Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
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Boy: Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy: No.. ... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ? Boy: No salary.. but,.. Girl: No but. You have...
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Kuna mzee mmoja huyo anapenda kurekodiwa, yaani kila akienda kanisani lazima arekodiwe na aposti mitandaoni picha na video, huyo mzee ni nani? Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
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Habari wadau huu ni udaku nataka niwape juu ya ili swala linalo endelea Iv kwann nchi zote dunian hazikuchukua hatua za mwanzo kabisa kabla ugonjwa haujaenea na badala yake kusubir mpaka umeathir...
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Hellow guyz Naomba Leo tutiririke humu ndani juu ya vipindi vya TV zetu Kipi unakipenda kiasi kwamba huwezi kukikosa Na kipi ukikikuta emergency kwenye TV yako unaweza kuvunja remote kwa hasira...
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