JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Zikafuatia kucha bandia, kope bandia, ngozi bandia, matusi bandia, makalio bandia.....najiuliza tu baada ya haya yote kitafuata nini? Uasili unatoweka kwa kasi kubwa

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.' Enjoy u'r day mutoto muzuri, shansarie keki yangu ya ndafu na mbege mnihifadhie naja huko j5...

jamani wandugu tazameni spidi ya huyu mdada sweetie Heaven on earth Total PostsTotal Posts 4,317 Posts Per Day 29.27 Last Activity Today 18:15 Join Date 21st...

Nataka niishi kama Gwajima 1. Unakuwa na hummer kama tatu 2. Ndege chopa kama tatu 3. Unakuwa na nyumba orofa 3. 4.Yaani wewe japan na nje ya nchi wanakuheshim sana kuliko nchini kwako 5...

ZIFUTAZO NI DALILI ZA MTU AMBAYE ANAENDESHA GARI YA KUAZIMA (SIO YAKE) 1 Anaendesha kwa speed misele misele kibaoooo. 2 Anashika stelingi na mkono mmoja mwingine nje ya mlango. 3 Kumsalimia kila...

Sio vizuri kudharau dharau vitu anavyochagua MKEO, Eti anachagua vitu vya ovyo na vya kijinga! Kumbuka hata wewe ni CHAGUO lake!... [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] ...

Leo katika Historia Chama cha Demokrasia na Maendeleo (CHADEMA) Leo kimetimiza miaka miwili kwa kukaa bila kufanya maandamano...

Hakuna kazi ngumu Kama kumtoa mwanamke kwenye kochi kumpeleka kitandani wanaume mnaijua hili, ukijaribu utasikia tu "niache Mimi..sikuja kwa ajiri ya mambo hayo"sa ulikuja kuchaji simu Au...

Mwaka 1985 wakati wa transition of power kutoka kwa Rais Nyerere kwenda kwa Rais Mwinyi, wengi hasa wazee wakiwaza Tanzania bila Nyerere inawezekana? Tulianza kuona plastic shoes madukani, enzi...

So you mean Satan was in the garden alone with Eve who was naked and all he could think of is to deceive her to eat an Apple[emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51] That nigga is gay...

Kama una ndugu yako amemaliza form six na yuko home, anajua kuongea Kiswahili na Kiingereza na yuko tayari kufanya kazi kwa mshahara wa shilingi laki 8... Msalimie sana na umwambie tupo pamoja...

East Africa kushuka mpaka South Africa tunapenda sana pombe, mkombokti anapendwa si wanaume wala wanawake. Usishangae kukuta mtu anaamka asubuhi na kuanza siku kwenye grocery. Tofauti na...

Kama uliwahi kujipaka mate machoni ili uwonekane unalia basi wewe ni muhenga Kama ulikua ukiosha unaanikwa Juani ili ukauke basi wewe pia ni Muhenga ndo ivo jamani

Heshima kwenu Wakuu. Ikiwa Leo ni siku ya pili ya mwezi wa saba, siyo vibaya tukafanya analysis ya watu walioshika vichwa vingi vya habari humu JF kwa kuzungumziwa sana. Watu hawa wanaweza...

Mi nilishanga nawapigia mbuzi wakati wa kuchunga ila sikumbuki lini haswa nilijua kupiga.

Habari za mishe wadau!!!!! Hivi huyu member mwenzenu aitwaye Ray.mond ubongo yake imepatwa na hitilafu gani???!!!!!!!!!!???? Nikama kavurugwa kupita kawaidaaaa tena kavurugwa kotekoteeee...

My sister stop asking guys what they do for a living, they will lie,,, just take them to bed and count how many round they can go 1 round - rich guy 2 rounds - doing well in life 3rounds -...

MWANAMKE: Mpenzi, nakuomba uache kulewa MWANAUME: Poa, na wewe acha kutumia make up MWANAMKE: Mimi napaka make up ili unione mzuri MWANAUME: Na mimi nalewa ili nikuone mzuri Pombe ni noma…