JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Rejea kichwa cha habari hapo juu, nahitaji kupata majina ya mtoto wa kike au wa kiume, majina yawe ya kiasili ya Afrika na sio ya kikoloni kwa maana ya Kizungu au Kiarabu, kwa upande wa majina ya...

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A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my friend walked into the manager's office asking to be...

Zimebaki siku chache sana, siku ya wapendanao ifike. Mjuavyo tena, maisha ya mwanadamu kuna wakati yanahitaji faraja, ingawa kuna changamoto nyingi huwa tunazipitia katika harakati zetu za kila...

Kwako mdau, vuta picha upo kwenye usafiri wa umma na hali ndiyo hiyo. Je, utampisha nani?

Si unasema umepinda basi kuna mwana huko Ujerumani amenyongoroteka kabisaa Baada ya miaka 12 ya mahusiano na mpenzi wake ...mwishowe mwanamke akaomba waachane akaenda mahakamani akidai apewe...

Let's talk! What's one thing you don't like doing, but it's a habit that you can't seem to stop or enjoy doing? If I could go back in time, I wouldn't have started drinking alcohol. Whenever...

Naona watu wengi wananiuliza nini maana ya prakatatumba, huyu mwamba cabo snoop aliitisha sana na ule wimbo wake wa Windhoek, sijui ameishia wapi lakini mimi nimekua fans wake mkubwa miaka yote.

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imezoeleka wanawake wapi wazuri/wembamba/wanene/mkoa gani wa mabinti bomba sasa leo kwenu Wanaume wa ARUSHA na Dar wapi wakali/wa maana?

Sometimes huwa tunafanya mambo kimazoea na kujitia ujuaji mwingi. Najua mwana JF kuna siku uliaibika Aidha kwa ushamba ulionao, kujitia mjuaji ama kutokuwa na ufahamu juu ya Mambo fulani fulani...

Jamani mwenye connection za gest za 5000 kwa mbeya anipe, au za bei poa naeza nkakaa.

Kumekuwa na mjadala mkubwa kama yule ni mimi au sio Mimi. Nimekuja mbele Yenu wa JF ili nijibu hoja na maswali yenu. Ila yule sio mimi. Karibuni kwa maswali.

Hapa ni baadhi 1. Mbege 2. Dengerua 3. Pingu (Pombe hii mama muuza hakupi hadi ahakikishe kwanza umevaa suruali au pajama ndefu hadi chini kwenye vifundo vya miguu. Hapa mteja lazima ufungwe...

Steve na Ndaro ni Wachekeshaji wanaokuja kwa Kasi sasa katika Komedi na ukiwatizama usipocheka basi Umerogwa.

Hivi hii kauli na agizo huwa unalichukuliaje na unajisikiaje!? Unapoongea na mtu kwenye simu kisha anakupa hilo agizo.

A man had a girlfriend and a best friend. One day, he called his girlfriend, "Can you come and help me?" "I can't, I'm busy," she answered. He then called his best friend, "Can you come and help...