JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Tarehe 1 April unarudi nyumbani na unamkuta rafiki yako yuko na mpenzi wako kitandani wamekumbatia uchi, walipokuona mpenzi wako anakumbia honey ni siku ya wajinga duniani,tulikuwa tunakutania tu...
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The race to date a BIG BOY is what
is now in vogue. Most ladies
nowadays can't function if there is
no cash involved. The urge for
material things has changed the
STORY OF LOVE.
Do NOT make...
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Jamani wanakikundi cha JF naombeni msaada wenu maana nimetafuta mpaka nimechoka.nilikuwa naomba msaada wenu kwa hali na mali,mwenye roho ya kusaidia naomba ajitolee kwa moyo mmja.chonde chonde...
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haya ni baadhi ya maneno ya makonda. Abiria;~konda weka nyimbo za yesu. Konda;~yesu hajatoa albam Abiria;~konda humu...
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Habari wana jfcc! weekend iko bien! karibuni sana niko pande za dom makao makuu ya chama na siri kali! Hehehe! Naianza taratiiib hapa master pub badae chakonichako kisha ntajirusha klub 84! Peace...
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Wajameni ka-weekend ndo hako tupeane kampani basi, mimi niko kijiji cha royay(royal village) hapa nakaziakazia swaumu siunajua kwamwezi haka, please kampani mi..
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Kuna dogo mmoja alikuwa ametoka kwa bibi yake dar anarudi kwao mbeya. Walipofika mto ruvu akamuuliza konda tumefika mikubi konda akasema bado. Walipofika chalinze akauliza tena tumefika mikumi...
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Ni..ngekuwa na uwezo, ningekunywa hata pombe ili nipunguze mawazo
Maana, Mchana kutwa hata usiku silali, mapenzi kwangu kikwazo
Ni..ngekuwa na uwezo, ningekunywa hata pombe ili nipunguze mawazo...
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Yaani sijui SIMBA wameikosea nini
CAF.......yaani dah.....kumbe
akifanikiwa kuitoa LIBOLO huko
Angola.... hatua inayofuata
anakutana na timu inayoitwa
FERVIALO CHIPUMBU ya
MSUMBIJI...
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NAFASI YA KAZI .........
Je, unatafuta ajira nzuri inayolipa?
1.Mshahara Tsh 600,000/= kwa mwezi.
2.Mda wa kazi kuingia saa tatu asubuhihadi saa tisa jioni.
3.Allowance 300,000/= kwa...
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Muhaya is attacked by a robberin his silver prado..
Robber shouts, "Toa Pochi!!"
Muganyizi shouts back, "We ----, huwezi nipigia kelele nikiwa kwenye prado na nimevaa rolex na cheni ya gold...
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Nilipokua mdogo nilikua naskia misemo iliyokua ikitumiwa na wahenga katika jamii na pia ilikua na maana zake..mfanomkono wa kulia ukiwasha......utatoa kitu/hela,Mkono wa kushoto...
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Konda akiwa usingizini akaota mteja kagoma kumlipa nauli. Wakabishana na hatimae mteja akachoropoka katika daladala na kuanza kukimbia, konda akaamua kumfukuza, mteja ambae akaingia kwenye shimo...
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Habari wapendwa wa CC! Baada kimya kichache nimerudi tena kwenye uwanja huu maridhawa! Niliwamisi mno!
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Husband on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right
now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Santa: No this is her husband speaking
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Jamani nilikuwa nawaza hivi kama kuna antivirus basi pia kuna uwezekano akawepo ankovirus, fadhavirusi, madhavirusi................ nisaidieni kuwakumbuka wengine.
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Wadauwenza!
Nauliza hivi hili neno "KAMA NINI" Lina maana gani ?
Utasikia ;
> Tamu kama nini! > Chungu kama nini !
> Kali kama nini !
> Mkarimu kama nini !
> Jeuri kama nini !
> M'bishi...
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wakuu hivi mbagala RANGI TATU ni rangi ipi na ipi embu nifamisheni???
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Jamaa mmoja alienda kufanya kazi kama house boy. Kwa mara ya kwanza alikutana na mama mwenye nyuma akamuuliza jina lake akamwambia naitwa mume wangu, alipokutana na binti wa mama mwenye nyumba...
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