Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[stakehigh]

Nairobi - Marua = 144km
Dodoma Ring Road = 110km
But Dodoma Ring Road ndio the longest Dual Carriageway in East Africa according to Bongolalas. 🤣 🤣

😂😂😂😂

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Which Kenyans are those ?.. I know hundreds of Kenyans in the diaspora. I have attended Kenyan events like rugby in Vegas and July 4th weekend extravaganza in Texas where thousands of Kenyans gather . The only 2 languages spoken ni English or Sheng . Period!… We respect Kiswahili as our National language and even teach our kids few words here and there . My kids can say basic stuff in Swahili . But it’s not a priority for us abroad, just a pride .

What is Shang?
Sheng ni broken Swahili.
Sasa unapata wapi ujasiri wa downplay kuwa dominant languages ni mbili, Swahili na English?🚮

 

[NairobiWalker]

😂😂😂😂
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Source, Explore with Bertin tiktok.😂😂😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

Kitu kinachokuzuia wewe kwenda kifungua kiwanda cha kuongeza thamani hizo korosho ni nini? Kwani umezuiwa na mtu.

sio lazma niwe mimi, kwan DP world si alitafuta akapatikana na milataba ikafichwa au hilo pia nikuelikishe 😆😆😆😆😆

 

[stakehigh]

Source, Explore with Bertin tiktok.😂😂😂😂
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Ofcourse and they gave reason why mathare road cant be a single ring road 😂😂😂😂

 

[stakehigh]

Official flying toilet song

View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSgXVqHBH/

 

[stakehigh]

sio lazma niwe mimi, kwan DP world si alitafuta akapatikana na milataba ikafichwa au hilo pia nikuelikishe 😆😆😆😆😆

Kwan maana yake we maskini mwenye mdomo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Marcelly]

Ila wanawatumiaji wengi wa internet kuliko nchi yoyote ile Africa 🌍

Gor Mahia vs Simba Queens followers on Instagram

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[Marcelly]

Timu zetu zitatumia viwanja gani kwenye grup steji maake viwanja vilivyopo vipo kwenye huge renovation

$15M when you win the trophy 😂 😂 😂 you win twice and you have successfully returned the AFCON fees

View: https://x.com/MickyJnr__/status/2114656857360859158?s=20"

meanwhile mwaiofhawaii & Teargass hajui anatoa wap ela ya kuendesha ile cowshed pale ngong

 

[Traveller D]

Nairobi - Marua = 144km
Dodoma Ring Road = 110km
But Dodoma Ring Road ndio the longest Dual Carriageway in East Africa according to Bongolalas. 🤣 🤣

Barabara za kuunga unga usitutajie mzee. 😂😂😂 njia yenyewe exclusive ni 84 km long. Unalazimisha uingie league ya Dom.? 😂😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Source, Explore with Bertin tiktok.😂😂😂😂
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Bertin is another Sisiemu hack …his trip in Kenya must have been sponsored by CCM based on his coverage…..He went to my hometown and lied about the mall while skipping the main one …he ignored this…

 

[President of China]

Bertin is another Sisiemu hack …his trip in Kenya must have been sponsored by CCM based on his coverage…..He went to my hometown and lied about the mall while skipping the main one …he ignored this…
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Very normal in our village

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Very normal in our village

ebu tuone your village….🤣🤣🤣🤣…. Your poor economy and low purchasing power can’t sustain a mall in a village…wacha kuporokwa 🤣🤣

 

[Traveller D]

Source, Explore with Bertin tiktok.😂😂😂😂
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Bertin is another Sisiemu hack …his trip in Kenya must have been sponsored by CCM based on his coverage…..He went to my hometown and lied about the mall while skipping the main one …he ignored this…
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Bertin yupo sahihi. Mnadhani mnaeza danganya nani dunia hii iliyowazi kama ****** wa mbuzi. 😂😂😂 your fellow kenyan alifanyax review kwa hiyo barabra. A 84 km dual carriage way. 👇🏾
View: https://youtu.be/4DnOIHhQC-M?si=k3msKaqKS0xC0BQp. Halafu sio tu kuzidiwa urefu, hata standards dom ring road is far better. 😂😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Bertin yupo sahihi. Mnadhani mnaeza danganya nani dunia hii iliyowazi kama ****** wa mbuzi. 😂😂😂 your fellow kenyan alifanyax review kwa hiyo barabra. A 84 km dual carriage way. 👇🏾
View: https://youtu.be/4DnOIHhQC-M?si=k3msKaqKS0xC0BQp. Halafu sio tu kuzidiwa urefu, hata standards dom ring road is far better. 😂😂😂

Using your logic, then Dodoma ring road is 4 different parts hence not continuous since there are 2 main roads crossing over … you can’t have it both ways so cut the crap …🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Tanzania hujengi gorofa bila geotechnical survey report (hii ina kuambia ni msingi wa aina gani unatakiwa hapo chini), Environmental Impact Assessment report, Fire certificate na uwe na michoro ya jengo husika pia ukishakuwa navyo hivyo ndio unapata building certificate

Hadi huko nje ya mji,huwezi kujenga nyumba hata ya ghorofa 1 bila geotechnical report survey,kibamba kuna jamaa yangu alitaka kujenga kighorofa kimoja surveyor alipocheck eneo akaweka remarks,ikabidi auze kwa hasara

 

[Traveller D]

Using your logic, then Dodoma ring road is 4 different parts hence not continuous since there are 2 main roads crossing over … you can’t have it both ways so cut the crap …🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂😂😂 nacheka hadi kufa , unalazimisha sasa.?

 

[Traveller D]

With no doubt. This is the longest dual carriage way in East and central Africa.

Wakunya wanajipenyeza penyeza kama ushuzi wa ngomani.? 😂😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

😂😂😂😂😂 nacheka hadi kufa , unalazimisha sasa.?

Are you in denial that Nairobi to Marua is one continuous stretch of highway which beats your so called ring road..?…. Respond responsibly 🤣🤣

 

[Traveller D]

Are you in denial that Nairobi to Marua is one continuous stretch of highway which beats your so called ring road..?…. Respond responsibly 🤣🤣

Oky fine bishana na wizara yako ya ujenzi basi. 👇🏾😂😂😂😂

unatuelezea vitu ambavyo havipo ground mzee.? 😂😂😂