Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[babayao255]

Jamaa ni lidwanzi kweli. 😂😂😂 sasa litarudi kubeba box hadi litoke kibyongo.

Huyo kaolewa US. 😂😂😂
Nashuku huyo Shirley ndo kamuoa, ngoja nitaingia kwenye Department inayohusiana na hayo mambo tujue.
Badala ubaki kwenu uone unaamua kwenda zako US kuolewa!

 

[babayao255]

😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Huyo kaolewa US. 😂😂😂
Nashuku huyo Shirley ndo kamuoa, ngoja nitaingia kwenye Department inayohusiana na hayo mambo tujue.
Badala ubaki kwenu uone unaamua kwenda zako US kuolewa!

Kwahiyo mtaro unazibuliwa na basha la kizungu? Mungu wangu 😮😮😮

 

[babayao255]

Kwahiyo mtaro unazibuliwa na basha la kizungu? Mungu wangu 😮😮😮

Kaolewa na mwanamke but mwanamke ndo ana power kumzidi. 😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Kaolewa na mwanamke but mwanamke ndo ana power kumzidi. 😂😂😂

Utumwa huu!! Kwahiyo ni jogoo asiye wika

 

[babayao255]

Utumwa huu!! Kwahiyo ni jogoo asiye wika

Mke akikohoa mjinga anaitika. 😂😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

He even said Nairobi has 10 electric buses only.😂😂
I literally commented on the video where he declared the Nairobi - Marua road to be 84km. I explained to him that there's a difference between a project and the whole Highway lakini wapi. He went ahead and announced Dodoma to be the longest dual carriageway in East Africa. Nashangaa vile Nairobi - Mau Summit itaisha anasemaje?😂

Bertin trip to Kenya had a political agenda to serve his Sisiemu masters…. No other explanation…. His lies were so obvious 💯💯🤮

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/NtodjrskDA0?is=0bnPJYkL1Rx4PvkB

 

[President of China]

Mke akikohoa mjinga anaitika. 😂😂😂

Kaka hiyo ni laana. Mwanaume aliyekamilika ni kichwa cha familia, but mwaiofhawaii yeye ni matako ya familia.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Official flying toilet song

View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSgXVqHBH/

Kenyans have a sense of humor… if a Tanzanian made an official song for shared pit latrines and showers in Uswaziland, i guarantee Mama’s goons would pay them a visit 💯😂😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Kaka hiyo ni laana. Mwanaume aliyekamilika ni kichwa cha familia, but mwaiofhawaii yeye ni matako ya familia.

All this distraction to escape the pain of sharing “ your village mall”… Leo uko na stress…I will keep reminding you every time 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Kenyans have a sense of humor… if a Tanzanian made an official song for shared pit latrines and showers in Uswaziland, i guarantee Mama’s goons would pay them a visit 💯😂😂😂

Kaka nakuhurumia sana. Kwanini uteswe na mwanamke? Sema lolote sisi tupo tayari kukusaidia 😢😢😢

 

[President of China]

All this distraction to escape the pain of sharing “ your village mall”… Leo uko na stress…I will keep reminding you every time 😂😂😂😂😂

Baada ya kuambiwa kuwa umeolewa, siwe kukunyanyapaa. Wewe kaka ni mlemavu

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

so sad

View: https://x.com/254_icon/status/2114638667037778183?s=20

You really amazing with dumpster diving skills 😂😂😂.. I am still waiting to know who dat chicken 🐔 thief that was terrorizing my village. Any updates?…🤯

 

[Teargass]

Mnazunguuka. 😂😂😂
Dom outer ring 115 km.

Vs

Nairobi-Murua road 84 km.

Dom outer ring road is the longest dual carriage way in the Region. Mkitaka kulia mlie. Msitutajie kitu ambacho hakipo ground. 😂😂😂😂

View: https://youtu.be/pO5IfOWxBcw?si=63vlj-n0ekozwWCh

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Wivu ndio unaokupunza wewe uliofeli maisha US 😂😂😂

Kwani si kweli kwamba Dodoma ring road is the longest dual carriage in the Region.? Au kwasababu ni ukweli unaokuchoma.?

Since you are an illiterate Bongolala, let me enlighten you how in real world things work. You are entitled to your own opinion ( Dodoma ring road) but not your own facts. Only in primitive societies people react on animalistic instincts and blind patriotism 😂😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mnazunguuka. 😂😂😂
Dom outer ring 115 km.

Vs

Nairobi-Murua road 84 km.

Dom outer ring road is the longest dual carriage way in the Region. Mkitaka kulia mlie. Msitutajie kitu ambacho hakipo ground. 😂😂😂😂

Kwa hivo kutoka Nairobi Hadi Marua ni 84km?
Usikue mbilikimo mwili tena akili wee mbilikimo.😂😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/De9hQpSDLIi/?cplk=OWxvbnNwaHR0cHZ2

 

[President of China]

Since you are an illiterate Bongolala, let me enlighten you how in real world things work. You are entitled to your own opinion ( Dodoma ring road) but not your own facts. Only in primitive societies people react on animalistic instincts and blind patriotism 😂😂😂

Ndugu yetu mwana afrika mashariki, umoja ni nguvu. Tuwekee account yako hapa tukuchangie uweze clear deni lako chap uondokane na manyanyaso ya mwanamke

 

[Teargass]

Kwa hivo kutoka Nairobi Hadi Marua ni 84km?
Usikue mbilikimo mwili tena akili wee mbilikimo.😂😂

Maybe anadhani kutoka Nairobi Hadi kenol ni single carriage road then dualing starts at Kenol towards Marua😂.

Kitu hajui from Nairobi to Maria is a straight road without even a corner.