Aaliyyah
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😂😂😂Kwaiyo mmekubali au mmekataa kuwa nyumbu
Hakuna uume mdogo kwenye maumbile ya mwanamke aliejitunza lakini kwa mabinti wa sasa huo msemo umepitwa, wenye uume mdogo wanadhihakiwa sana
Hakuna uume mdogo kwenye maumbile ya mwanamke aliejitunza lakini kwa mabinti wa sasa huo msemo umepitwa, wenye uume mdogo wanadhihakiwa sana
Sie tulishakubali kiwa ni mbwa hii ya nyumbu hapana
JBourne59
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Joke of the thread!
Kuna jamaa alienda hospitalini,
Akakaa kwenye foleni ya kusubiri kuingia chumba cha daktari.
Sasa kila ikifika zamu yake anampisha mtu, kafanya hivyo weee lakini hatimaye ikafika zamu yake maana wagonjwa wote kwenye ile foleni walishaingia...
Daktari: Karibu
Mgonjwa: Ahsante
Daktari: Enhe, una shida gani?
Mgonjwa: Dokta nina shida, lakini usinicheke!
Daktari: Mimi ni Daktari, nitakuchekaje?!
Mgonjwa: Kweli nina tatizo lakini usicheke! (Alisistiza)
Daktari sura ikaanza kuonesha kuhamanika na kusema...
Daktari: Nimeshakwambia sicheki, we niambie una shida gani!
Mgonjwa: Ngoja nifunge mlango na funguo kwanza.
Yule mgonjwa akamsogelea daktari kisha akavua suruali na chupi, akashika kidushe chake yani kidogo mno, yani very tiny kama inchi moja kasoro hivi!
Daktari wacha aanze kucheka
Alicheka sana hadi machozi ya kucheka yakawa yanamtoka...
Yule mgonjwa akawa yupo kimya
Daktari akamaliza kucheka kisha akamgemgeukia mgonjwa na kumuuliza
Daktari: Sasa tatizo lako ni nini?!!
Mgonjwa: Hii imevimba tangia juzi...
Datari wacha aangue kicheko tena.
_______
Kuna jamaa alienda hospitalini,
Akakaa kwenye foleni ya kusubiri kuingia chumba cha daktari.
Sasa kila ikifika zamu yake anampisha mtu, kafanya hivyo weee lakini hatimaye ikafika zamu yake maana wagonjwa wote kwenye ile foleni walishaingia...
Daktari: Karibu
Mgonjwa: Ahsante
Daktari: Enhe, una shida gani?
Mgonjwa: Dokta nina shida, lakini usinicheke!
Daktari: Mimi ni Daktari, nitakuchekaje?!
Mgonjwa: Kweli nina tatizo lakini usicheke! (Alisistiza)
Daktari sura ikaanza kuonesha kuhamanika na kusema...
Daktari: Nimeshakwambia sicheki, we niambie una shida gani!
Mgonjwa: Ngoja nifunge mlango na funguo kwanza.
Yule mgonjwa akamsogelea daktari kisha akavua suruali na chupi, akashika kidushe chake yani kidogo mno, yani very tiny kama inchi moja kasoro hivi!
Daktari wacha aanze kucheka
Alicheka sana hadi machozi ya kucheka yakawa yanamtoka...
Yule mgonjwa akawa yupo kimya
Daktari akamaliza kucheka kisha akamgemgeukia mgonjwa na kumuuliza
Daktari: Sasa tatizo lako ni nini?!!
Mgonjwa: Hii imevimba tangia juzi...
Datari wacha aangue kicheko tena.
_______
Beeb
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😂😂😂😂😂😂Hakii nimecheka huku nilipo🤣🤣
DeepPond
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[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]yaan hapo Tena imevimba
To yeye
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Mi simo mwee
DeepPond
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Beeb
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😂😂Imagine kama haijavimba ipoje🤣🤣loh
DeepPond
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Sio yeye, huyu ni shombe shombe
DeepPond
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Hii Ndo Inaitwa "kua uyaone"[emoji4]
Ambition plus
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Duh
Aaliyyah
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😂😂
Watu8
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Huwa nashangazwa sana na watu kama wewe mnaosoma maandishi ya watu hapa JF, halafu mnashindwa kung'amua mantiki ya kilichoandikwa...
Halafu mnajibu kwa keleji kitu ambacho hata hujaelewa mantiki...
Uke kutanuka hiyo ni effect ta kawaida kwa sababu umeundwa na kuta za misuli, lakini je ukishaingizwa uume ambao ni mkubwa kuzidi diameter ya uke, huo uke uta acquire kipenyo cha uume? au utarudi kurejea kipenyo chake?
Watu8
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Kauli zako naona huna nia ya kuelewa "mtaalamu wa picha za uke"...
Stick to the thread title "Hakuna uume mdogo kwenye maumbile ya mwanamke aliejitunza lakini kwa mabinti wa sasa huo msemo umepitwa, wenye uume mdogo wanadhihakiwa sana."
Adios
Baba Swalehe
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Hoja sio maji tena
Watu8
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Watu kama wewe hawajawahi kuisha JF na wala hawataisha...
Huwa tunawasaidia kwa kuwawekea facts, kwa muda wako utasoma hapa ujiongezee maarifa...
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Lighton
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Mzee baba umekwama. Nyapu haipo hvyo unavyoifikiria
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Mkuu asante Nina mtarimbo hapa unanitosha vizuri tu