Je, ulishawahi kuaibika katika mazingira mabaya?

Je, ulishawahi kuaibika katika mazingira mabaya?

Planett said:
siku moja nikiwa china tumeenda shopping nikawakimbia masela , nikaingia kwenye mall moja kubwa sana nikapanda lift huyo hadi maduka ya ghorofani... nimemaliza shopping nikapotea na nisijue pa kutokea na huku nje jamaa wananitafuta kuona hawanipati wakatoa taarifa polisi then wale polisi wakawataarifu wenzao waliomo ndani ya ile mall kuwa wakiona black man wam'escort to the exit. Kimbembe kimekuja hapa sasa, askari alivoniona akawa anakuja na mm nikaanza kumkimbia aisee tulitimuana mle ndani sitakaa nisahau. Mpaka nimechoka jamaa akanipeleka kwa masela huku nimepata aibu ya karne
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Unazo taarifa mnatakiwa kuripoti kituo cha kati cha polisi?
 
UHURU JR said:
Nakumbuka enzi hizo kwenye somo la kiingereza ticha aliniita mbele nikaongee na mwanafunzi mwenzangu

Ah basi nikajivuta vuta nikaenda...basi jamaa akaanza gud mrng mi hata sijui nijibu Vp nikasema "thank you" basi darasa zima lilianza kucheka halafu ndiyo niko mbele dah ilikuwa bonge la noma.
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Umenitoa Gizani said:
Nilidanganya nasoma kozi flank udsm ,ilikua mkuranga huko nikashangaa kaibuka broo mmoja kaanza kuni tight Mara lecturer huyu na yule unawajua nikisema nawajua ananiuliza wanafundisha mini Aisee nilikwama na kudhalilika sana
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ha haaa haaaaa nimecheka hadi machozi yananitoka.....lol
 
mim nakumbuka kpndi hicho ndo ile Tv za kuhesabika mtaan, tukawa kwa jiran tumekusanyika usiku hiv watu wa kila rika, baba mweny nyumba akadai volume kubwa ipunguzwe bas ile kuangalia remote hii hapa ubavun kwang mzee akanipoint ``ww hebu punguza remote hyo hapo kwako" mixer kuna watoto wa kike wazur wa mweny nyumba nkaishika ile remote nkabofya ktufe ilimradi hee kumbe nimezama kweny setting watu waka-shout aaaah wengne wakasonya maana jns ya kurud sasa kutoa kipengele cha setting mtihan nmebak ak naikodolea remote, mtoto wa mweny nyumba akaichukua faster kaweka sawa mambo
chin chin naskia minong'ono kama hujui si useme tu sijui... bas ilbd iwe mwanzo na mwsho kwnda kuangalia tena Tv kwa baba flan.
 
Hydrazin said:
mim nakumbuka kpndi hicho ndo ile Tv za kuhesabika mtaan, tukawa kwa jiran tumekusanyika usiku hiv watu wa kila rika, baba mweny nyumba akadai volume kubwa ipunguzwe bas ile kuangalia remote hii hapa ubavun kwang mzee akanipoint ``ww hebu punguza remote hyo hapo kwako" mixer kuna watoto wa kike wazur wa mweny nyumba nkaishika ile remote nkabofya ktufe ilimradi hee kumbe nimezama kweny setting watu waka-shout aaaah wengne wakasonya maana jns ya kurud sasa kutoa kipengele cha setting mtihan nmebak ak naikodolea remote, mtoto wa mweny nyumba akaichukua faster kaweka sawa mambo
chin chin naskia minong'ono kama hujui si useme tu sijui... bas ilbd iwe mwanzo na mwsho kwnda kuangalia tena Tv kwa baba flan.
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Hahahahaha....ukome nafikiri umeshanunua yako mkuu
 
Planett said:
siku moja nikiwa china tumeenda shopping nikawakimbia masela , nikaingia kwenye mall moja kubwa sana nikapanda lift huyo hadi maduka ya ghorofani... nimemaliza shopping nikapotea na nisijue pa kutokea na huku nje jamaa wananitafuta kuona hawanipati wakatoa taarifa polisi then wale polisi wakawataarifu wenzao waliomo ndani ya ile mall kuwa wakiona black man wam'escort to the exit. Kimbembe kimekuja hapa sasa, askari alivoniona akawa anakuja na mm nikaanza kumkimbia aisee tulitimuana mle ndani sitakaa nisahau. Mpaka nimechoka jamaa akanipeleka kwa masela huku nimepata aibu ya karne
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Hahahhahahahahhahahaha
 
Daby said:
Mwenyewe nilijichanganya siku hiyo tu mkuu...hadi na leo nikiingia nakuwa makini saana.

Kule hupewi na vile viglass unapewa chupa ya maji ya moto + kikombe sukari na kahawa unajipimia Vikombe vyako. Sasa sikujua ukibakiza hayo maji kuna bei yake . Na pia ukimaliza kuna bei yake. Mimi nikabugia kachupa kote ha ha ha ha ha
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Planett said:
Another day, ilikuwa siku ya kwanza kukwea pipa from Dsm to Doha-Qatar na Qatar Airways... Nimekaa zangu mda nikabanwa na haja (big call) nikafikiria nimuite mhudumu anioneshe toilet zilipo?? nikaona utakuwa ushamba wa kiwango cha lami... nikainuka huyo to the cockpit... nikakuta kimlango kiko labeled 'occupied' nikageuka nyuma nikakuta 'unocupied' mzee nikazama. Sababu nilikuwa nimebanwa mda mrefu fasta nika unload mzigo.. kimbembe sasa [emoji23][emoji23] kucheki sioni sehem ya kuflahia, no kikamba cha kuvuta no button bas mzee nikabaki nimeduwaa tuu.. kuchek pembeni kunasehem imewekwa kilabel cha duara ile kugusa tuu kitu hicho [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] nikavuta pumzi (kumbe mi mjanja)... Sasa imebaki kazi moja 'kujiswafi' na nikicheki hamna 'horse' ya maji ya kutawadhia [emoji33][emoji33] asee nilifungua kale kamlango nikabaki namwangalia tuu yule hostess sielewi nianzie wapi.. nikajifungia nikaloesha tissue paper nikamaliza kazi ile natoka yule mdada anacheka tuu kwakweli kile kinjia kuja kuikuta seat niliona kama kilometa hivi..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] wewe mtu looo
 
Hydrazin said:
mim nakumbuka kpndi hicho ndo ile Tv za kuhesabika mtaan, tukawa kwa jiran tumekusanyika usiku hiv watu wa kila rika, baba mweny nyumba akadai volume kubwa ipunguzwe bas ile kuangalia remote hii hapa ubavun kwang mzee akanipoint ``ww hebu punguza remote hyo hapo kwako" mixer kuna watoto wa kike wazur wa mweny nyumba nkaishika ile remote nkabofya ktufe ilimradi hee kumbe nimezama kweny setting watu waka-shout aaaah wengne wakasonya maana jns ya kurud sasa kutoa kipengele cha setting mtihan nmebak ak naikodolea remote, mtoto wa mweny nyumba akaichukua faster kaweka sawa mambo
chin chin naskia minong'ono kama hujui si useme tu sijui... bas ilbd iwe mwanzo na mwsho kwnda kuangalia tena Tv kwa baba flan.
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Hahaahaahhahajaa
 
Heaven Sent said:
Hahaha ngoja nikumbuke khaaa. Usimulie yako pia
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[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] yangu nilikosea hapa jf...ktk kutuma picha

nikakuta nimetuma yangu then mbaya zaidi ile picha sasa ht kwenye camera haieneii...

pua hiloo na nlitokwa na chunusi kipindi hcho weee...!!!
thanks to@Bonny akantumia msg whasap fastaa...maana aliiona ile picha

akaniuliza 'why u have put ur picture jf...!!'

nkamjibu'mimi?'

akasema 'ndiyo akaniambia nenda kwenye Uzi Fulani nimekuquote' nkaenda fastaa...

weee ile picha sasaa...front page nakuambia ukifungua umeiona nilivurugwaaaa...

maana daahh!acha tu!nkamtumia msg invisible hakujibu

nashukuru kuna sehemu nkaclick kwenye simu ikafutika

nikapoa sasa roho...

sasa@Bonny alinichekaaa...vbaya mnooo...

Ila for sure alinisaidia Sanaa tu!!
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji15]sisahau bina...!!!
 
geniveros said:
[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] yangu nilikosea hapa jf...ktk kutuma picha

nikakuta nimetuma yangu then mbaya zaidi ile picha sasa ht kwenye camera haieneii...

pua hiloo na nlitokwa na chunusi kipindi hcho weee...!!!
thanks to@Bonny akantumia msg whasap fastaa...maana aliiona ile picha

akaniuliza 'why u have put ur picture jf...!!'

nkamjibu'mimi?'

akasema 'ndiyo akaniambia nenda kwenye Uzi Fulani nimekuquote' nkaenda fastaa...

weee ile picha sasaa...front page nakuambia ukifungua umeiona nilivurugwaaaa...

maana daahh!acha tu!nkamtumia msg invisible hakujibu

nashukuru kuna sehemu nkaclick kwenye simu ikafutika

nikapoa sasa roho...

sasa@Bonny alinichekaaa...vbaya mnooo...

Ila for sure alinisaidia Sanaa tu!!
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji15]sisahau bina...!!!
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Khaaaa bina mbona sikuiona hiyo jamani lol

Me nilijibu pm ya mtu kwenye comment mweee
 
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