Je, wajua? - Special Thread

[kajirita]

Revealed!

Je,wajua kuwa tangawizi inatibu Kansa ya Damu?

 

[HARUFU]

Je wajua karoti mbichi isiyopikwa kuitafuna bila ya kuimenya ina faida nyingi sana katika mwili wa binadamu mojawapo - kusafisha macho

 

[Nelson Kileo]

During sex, what bring about excitement to the man is the ability of the vagina to hold the penis tight
and give it that sensation at the tip. There are thousands of unseen balls in the vagina that gives it this ability of tightness.These balls
continue to burst each time a girl engages herself in sexual intercourse and the more the balls burst, the
less elastic the vagina becomes rendering it not being able to hold the penis tightly during sex.

A girl who changes guys like the way she changes her pads stands the risk loosing more balls in Her vagina.Such girls always have their vagina so loose to the extend that, guys with smaller penis are not able to satisfy them and their partners don't also enjoy them during sex making them to now play ''away matches''.

Have you ever asked yourself why most guys are fond of cheating on their partners? The truth is that they don't always get the kind of excitement they need from their partners.

A girl who tries to abstain is likely to maintain her vagina in good shape for along time and is also likely to keep her man to herself without cheating setting in.

 

[HARUFU]

Je wajua nazi ina faida nyingi sana kuanzia kifuu ambacho kinatumika kwa kuni, nazi yenyewe kwa ndani tui linatumika kwa mapishi tofauti tofauti, machicha yanatumika kwa kutengenezea mafuta(ambayo tunaita mafuta ya nazi)

 

[musami]

Je wajua,kwa kawaida mkono wa kushoto wa mwanadamu ni mrefu kuliko wa kulia?

 

[HARUFU]

Je wajua ANGOLA inashika nafasi ya pili barani Afrika kwa uzalishaji wa mafuta mengi

 

[HARUFU]

Je wajua asilimia 84 ya wananchi huko Nigeria wanaishi kwa kipato cha chini ya dola mbili kwa siku

 

[HARUFU]

Je wajua kinyesi cha binadamu kinapokuwa kwenye ndoo au kopo na ikatokea kuweka kichwa chako kwenye mlango wa ndoo au kopo kuvuta pumzi kwa ndani (kunusa) - ile pumzi unayovuta inalewesha na ikitokea umetumia muda mrefu kuvuta pumzi unaweza poteza maisha

 

[HARUFU]

Je wajua gonjwa la Ebola halina chanjo wala tiba

 

[mandwa]

Je wajua kinyesi cha binadamu kinapokuwa kwenye ndoo au kopo na ikatokea kuweka kichwa chako kwenye mlango wa ndoo au kopo kuvuta pumzi kwa ndani (kunusa) - ile pumzi unayovuta inalewesha na ikitokea umetumia muda mrefu kuvuta pumzi unaweza poteza maisha

Hahahahaaaa JF ina kila aina ya watu lol!

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[HARUFU]

Je wajua Jose Mujica (Rais wa Uruguay) - ni Kiongozi asiye na makuu, pamoja na madaraka yake anamiliki trekta tatu, VW mgongo wa chura mbili(Toleo la mwaka 1987)

Na hata akiba yake benki haifikii hata dola laki nne

 

[qn of sheba]

wajua mbuni ana jicho kubwa kuliko ubongo

Ubongo wa binadamu au wake.

 

[Black Sniper]

Ubongo wa binadamu au wake.

Kkkkkk Asante kwa masahihisho wa mbuni

 

[Black Sniper]

Wajua chura hanywi maji

 

[HARUFU]

Wajua chura hanywi maji

Je wajua asali inasafisha macho

Unachotakiwa kufanya nyunyiza tone moja la asali kwa kila jicho, fanya zoezi hili japo kwa wiki mara moja, au kwa mwezi mara moja ikishindikana japo kwa mwaka mara moja.

Ila ukubali vigezo na masharti ingawa siyo magumu ni hivi - inafukuta sana, lakini kwa muda mfupi tu

 

[Black Sniper]

Je wajua asali inasafisha macho

Unachotakiwa kufanya nyunyiza tone moja la asali kwa kila jicho, fanya zoezi hili japo kwa wiki mara moja, au kwa mwezi mara moja ikishindikana japo kwa mwaka mara moja.

Ila ukubali vigezo na masharti ingawa siyo magumu ni hivi - inafukuta sana, lakini kwa muda mfupi tu

Nilikuwa sijui asante

 

[Black Sniper]

Je wajua maji ya moto yanaganda haraka kuliko ya baridi

 

[HARUFU]

Nilikuwa sijui asante

Karibu kiongozi, ndio maana nauvuta huu uzi mara kwa mara ili watu wafunguke zaidi ili tupate kujua mawili matatu

 

[Rahabu]

Je wajua mwisho wa mkunjo wa karatasi ni mikunjo saba haijalishi lnaukubwa gani

 

[Angel Nylon]

Je wajua maji ya moto yanaganda haraka kuliko ya baridi

Mi nnavojua yaliyochemshwa lkn yapoe kwanza. Ndo yanaganda mara 1