JF Udaku.. Special Edition!! 2014.

[uran]

Marhaba my cupcake... mzima wewe..??

heshima yako ba mkwe wangu..

 

[uran]

uran hajambo 'Valentina'?

ni mzima kabisa, nampenda sana mke wangu.
mke wangu ni very charming..
i love her, kuanzia kucha hadi nywele.
nampenda na kila nikiwaza juu ya my 'Valentina' moyo wangu unapiga makofi
na shangwe na vigelegele..

 

[Valentina]

Marhaba my cupcake... mzima wewe..??

Mzima my lovly dady

 

[Valentina]

Bora nimekuona unajua una kes kwann umnunulie mke wa mtu pafyum???

Hehee kajileta sasa

 

[Valentina]

unasemaje eti?

Em nambie ilikuaje eti?

 

[janeth1]

Hehee kajileta sasa

kajileta shost lakn kavunga ajdai hajaona.

 

[sosoliso]

Nabishaaaaaaa.

Sijawahi kuwa na mbeba boksi ila sasa nataka kujimuvuzisha kwa Desert Storm.

Anataka tufunge ndoa so mwenye pingamizi tunampa 21 days na atoe sababu not to mention evidence.
Kaizer, uran, kiwatengu, sosoliso, miss neddy

Mie nina pingamizi Karucee.. Unataka ushahidi kwenye fomati gani..?

 

[uran]

Em nambie ilikuaje eti?

waongo ongo tu. usiwasililize.

 

[uran]

kajileta shost lakn kavunga ajdai hajaona.

kuvunga na nini? janeth1 si useme mtoto ni wa nan?

 

[Valentina]

ni mzima kabisa, nampenda sana mke wangu.
mke wangu ni very charming..
i love her, kuanzia kucha hadi nywele.
nampenda na kila nikiwaza juu ya my 'Valentina' moyo wangu unapiga makofi
na shangwe na vigelegele..

Duuh kupendwa raha,kupendwa ndo huku,kupendwa kuheshimiwa. U make me happy darling!

 

[Valentina]

kajileta shost lakn kavunga ajdai hajaona.

Si ajabu anatunga utetezi,ngoja utamsikia

 

[Baba V]

heshima yako ba mkwe wangu..

Afu ulisema utamalizia mahari kwa tiGOpesa hadi leo kimya.. Hebu fanyafanya nina kiu ya ndovu.

 

[janeth1]

kuvunga na nini? janeth1 si useme mtoto ni wa nan?

af shem wew na mme wang wote si mna kes?? Mkome kuhonga wake za watu.

 

[janeth1]

Si ajabu anatunga utetezi,ngoja utamsikia

mme wangu navomjua mwoga sana kes anaweza asje tena huku.

 

[Valentina]

mme wangu navomjua mwoga sana kes anaweza asje tena huku.

Hahaaa kumbe kunguru mwoga

 

[Lady doctor]

unasemaje eti?

hata sijui....... Kwani nimesemajee?????????

 

[Lady doctor]

We mwanamke unabalaa,nisikufumanie tu na mume wangu

uwezo wa kunifumania huna...... Nguvu za kunifumania huna....... Na nia ya kunifumania huna!!!!!!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Mie nimesharudi mujini na kuanzia next week gazeti litakuwa hewani.

nikikuta skendo kuhusu familia yangu nanunua magazeti yoote hakuna atakae pata hata mmoja

 

[Lady doctor]

shost umeltbua njoo uone tmbwil huku pafyum imezua kzazaa watu wamepangwa 4ren wahuskao na hyo ndude.

hao ni kaka binamu jamani msije mkanitoa roho...... Ila mmoja wapo ndo alileta hiyo zawadi

 

[Lady doctor]

duh mme wang naemjua mie!! Haya ngoja aje akukumbushe kama ndo alekupa maana..

Mwanyasi njoo kama ni wewe kama sio wewe usije.