Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Foxhound]

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[Kibuyu Kazi]

Hatari sana

 

[fundie]

Stress ni nini

Stress ni pale upo kuelekea kazini kwa bahati mrembo anakuomba lift
na bahati mbaya hali yake inabadilika unamkimbiza hospital, baada ya muda doctor anatoka anakwambia hongera, unajiuliza hongera ya nini ana kwambia mkeo ana mimba una tahamaki na kumwambia doctor huyu sio mke wangu lakini kale kadada kwa sauti ya nyororo kanamwambia doctor ni mimba yake, unapanic doctor anakwambia hebu njoo nikupime baada ya mida doctor anatoka anakwambia ni kweli mimba sio yako unashusha pumzi lakini anakwambia nilivyokupima nimegundua huna uwezo wa kudharisha unapatwa na mshitiko na kupata na big stress na kufikiria kama sina uwezo wa kudharisha wale watoto watatu nilio nao ni wa nani.!!?

Watakua wangu hao[emoji23]

 

[Foxhound]

Hivi huyu jamaa vp ameshakwenda au bado?[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[tueur de lion]

Jana nilikuwa Club villar park,DJ si akajichanganya aka-play wimbo wa Taifa ( Tanzania ×3), nilishanga sana baadae ndy nikakumbuka kuwa Dj ni msukuma

 

[fundie]

Hivi huyu jamaa vp ameshakwenda au bado?[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Huyu dugu ni balaa yaan nime pishana nae ana rudi[emoji15]

 

[Freyzem]

Ukimuuliza msukuma ni simu gani unatumia, akisema *"uuuwiiii"*...
Bro' usifikiri anapiga kelele, hapo anajaribu kusema *huawei*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[fundie]

Story hii ina funza......
Mtoto mmoja wa miaka iliyokadiriwa kufikia
kama miaka kumi hivi, alikuwa anakula embe
mara akakuta FUNZA....alichofanya aliacha
kulila akaenda kunawa
Nimekwambia story ina FUNZA....... nadhan umemuona.. Akili yang naijua mwenyew

Nime muona [emoji218] na msogezea kaa la moto na msubiri apasuke [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] sipendagi hadithi zenye wadudu Mimi.

 

[Freyzem]

1. Mpige mtoto wa kitanzania
2. Mbembeleze kwa biskuti
3. Muulize nani kakupiga??

Atamtaja mtu mwingine...

Hii ndo jinsi rushwa ilivyoanza Tanzania..

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]‍♀[emoji125]‍♀‍♀[emoji125]

 

[mika mbise]

*Ushawahi fanya mtihani halafu msimamizi kasimama sana nyuma yako akiangalia unachoandika kisha unamsikia akitangaza "jamani hakikisheni mnasoma vizuri maswali"*

Lazima upanic tu

 

[Dragoon]

Wateja wa tanesco nao wamekuja na yao KATA UKATIWE

Huu mwaka noma. Balaa zaidi ni pale benki watakapo anza promosheni kwenye ATM zao kwamba INGIZA UINGIZIWE

 

[Foxhound]

Huu mwaka noma. Balaa zaidi ni pale benki watakapo anza promosheni kwenye ATM zao kwamba INGIZA UINGIZIWE

Uingizwe wapi

 

[Dragoon]

Uingizwe wapi

uingiziwe kwenye wallet yako

 

[Foxhound]

uingiziwe kwenye wallet yako

Yako magari yanatumia mawese kweli

 

[Dragoon]

CHEKA UCHEKWE

CHEKA UCHEKWE

 

[proskaeur]

 

[proskaeur]

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Nime muona [emoji218] na msogezea kaa la moto na msubiri apasuke [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] sipendagi hadithi zenye wadudu Mimi.

Hahahahaha

 

[baba bora]

Mwalimu:Kwanini Jana haukuwepo darasan? Mwanafunzi :Baba yangu alikuwa hospitali...... baada ya siku Saba. Mwalimu:Baba yako bado yupo hospitali? Mwanafunzi:Ndio....ni Daktari..

 

[baba bora]

Je Wajua? ..huwez kupata shambulio la Moyo(hearthattack) kwenye miguu yako. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]