Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Sonia G]

 

[Sonia G]

*BREAKING NEWS MUDA HUU*
Mwenye Buku jamani njaa inaniumaaa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Sonia G]

Kama ulivyosikia Mpenzi Mtazamaji...Manji ana Chuma kwenye Moyo, Habinder Singh ana Puto tumboni, hivyo ukija kusikia Rugemalila ana Kokoto kwenye Ugoko na Malinzi ana filimbi kwenye ini usishangae.

Saa mbaya hizi usipokuwa makini unaweza kumeza hata "Chemli"

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[Sonia G]

*NJIA 4 ZA KUFIKISHA HABARI HARAKA*

1. *SIMU*
2. *REDIO*
3. *TV*
4. *MWANAMKE*

- *Hiyo namba 4 ukitaka ifike haraka zaidi mwambie nimekwambia wewe usimwambie mtu mwingine*

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[Sonia G]

 

[Sonia G]

 

[Sonia G]

*VITUKO KWENYE DALADALA*
*MZEE; dereva ongeza sauti tumsikilize mwalimu nyerere*
*DEREVA;ungemsikiliza mwalimu wako sahizi ungekuwa na gari lako*

*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sahizi tupo hospital dereva yupo chumba cha wagonjwa mahututi*

 

[Sonia G]

 

[Sonia G]

[HASHTAG]#Uanaume[/HASHTAG] ni nn?
*uanaume ni ile siku unaenda kutambulishwa na mchumba wako kwao alaf muda wa kuondoka unamuita baba mkwe chemba unamuomba ela ya nauli*

 

[Sonia G]

 

[Sonia G]

*Laiti kama watoto wangejua maziwa wanaonyonya imepita midomo mingapi ya vidume wangejinywea tu Fanta walale*

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[Sonia G]

*Umebanwa na tumbo la kuhara, mara paap! Chafya hii hapa*

_My blaza and sista Mshika mbili moja humponyoka.

Usicheke aisee[emoji23][emoji23]!

 

[ukhuty]

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[Jemedal_bin_chichi]

Hahahhahahhaaa

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[hazole1]

WAKUU NA SWALI MOJA

Nini hasa faida ya chupi na umuhimu wake??
Ukivaa chupi ukawa umekaa vibaya ikionekana unaambiwa umekaa uchi.
Usipovaa chupi ukaonekana hujavaa chupi unaambiwa upo uchi...
Sasa hapo inakuaje!!!

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Chupi ni takataka kama zilivyo takataka zingine.

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[Arien]

😀😀😀😀😀

 

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*Haya Maisha Duniani hupaswi kumwamini mtu yeyote.... Hivi unajua kuwa hata TANESCO wana Generator ofisini kwao....*

*#Uaminifu Ushaisha*
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[BilioneaPATIGOO]

*WAHENGA WAMEPATA SABABU ZA KULALA NJE*

To my wife

*Samahani sana kila nikitoa mguu hapo nje ya ofisi nakuta Nissan nyeupe imepaki. Hvyo leo nalala ofisini*.

Mimi mumeo

Mke: Nakuelewa mume wangu hata hapa ofisini kwetu kwa nje naona nissan nyeupe, nimebaki na boss tu sisi pia tunaogopa kutoka nadhani tutalala ofisini pia.
Mume: nakupitia sasa hivi mke wangu lazima tuwe majasiri tukiwaendekeza hawa watu wasiojulikana hawataicha ndoa salama.

 

[Jemedal_bin_chichi]

Hahahaha

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*MKE NA MME NI SAWA NA MATAIRI MAWILI YA GARI.KAMA MOJA LIKIPASUKA UJUE GARI HAITEMBEI*

FUNZO; *NI MHIMU KUTEMBEA NA SPEAR TAIRI*[emoji12]

*MHUDUMU ONGEZA GLASS*[emoji1]