Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

shiite · Dec 20, 2017

dingimtoto said:
*Umebanwa na tumbo la kuhara, mara paap! Chafya hii hapa*

My friend hapo ndiyo utawaelewa wahenga waliosema "mshika mbili moja humponyoka!!!
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mkuu unaua mtu huku!! nimecheka mpaka machozi aisee!![emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

kamdudu · Dec 20, 2017

Kwenye hospitali ya vichaa,
mwandishi wa habari akamwuliza daktari:

"Wewe huwa unatambuaje mgonjwa huyu ni wa kulazwa, na huyu si wa kulazwa "?

Daktari akajibu:
"Kuna njia nyingi ... kwa mfano naweza kujaza maji kwenye sinki la bafuni, nikamwekea hapo kijiko cha mezani,
kikombe na ndoo;
Kisha nikamwagiza amwage maji yote
yaliyo kwenye sinki.

Mwandishi: "Bila shaka aliye timamu
atatumia ndoo .. . Maana ndoo ndiyo
kubwa! Si ndivyo? "

Daktari: "Hapana! Mtu mwenye akili timamu atafungulia koki ya chini ya sinki!
Tafadhali na wewe nenda kalale kitanda Namba-39 .. . Nitakuja kuendelea
kukuchunguza zaidi! "
.
Hahhahaaa! Hivi kweli na wewe pia uliwaza ndoo?
Basi, kitanda chako ni Namba-40 !!
#Natania_tu
#Kwanza_me_naongea_na_simu

gentleman15dmg · Dec 20, 2017

Freyzem said:
Unakuta MTU mwaka Mzima
Umehudhuria
birthday parties 20 , misiba 30 ,
Mikutano kanisani 40 , Ndoa 80 na bado uko Single Kwani wewe ni turubai jaman??
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Hahahah!

gentleman15dmg · Dec 20, 2017

Mkata mti mrefu polini harudi...

Numbisa · Dec 22, 2017

Habar wapendwa? Jaman tunakumbushana tu tuwe makini, ukiingizwa central leo kutoka ni jumatano

fofre · Dec 22, 2017

Hahahaaaaaaaaa

Foxhound · Dec 22, 2017

Leo nilikuwa na stress basi unaambiwa nikachukua Bomgo movie nikaanza kuangalia Part 2, then nikaangalia Part1[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] mpaka sahivi bado sijaielewa hiyo movie, kumbe kabla ya kuangalia nilivuta bangi[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

bioto · Dec 22, 2017

Hivi nyie watu ambao mkishakunya mnajichamba halafu mnaangalia toilet paper, huwa mnategemea kuona nini?

Kanungila Karim · Dec 23, 2017

*wadada wengi hawapokei video call ikifika saa 3 usiku.. unajua kwa nini? Sura zao zinakuwa zimerudi kwenye factory setting.*

Foxhound · Dec 23, 2017

kamdudu said:
Kwenye hospitali ya vichaa,
mwandishi wa habari akamwuliza daktari:

"Wewe huwa unatambuaje mgonjwa huyu ni wa kulazwa, na huyu si wa kulazwa "?

Daktari akajibu:
"Kuna njia nyingi ... kwa mfano naweza kujaza maji kwenye sinki la bafuni, nikamwekea hapo kijiko cha mezani,
kikombe na ndoo;
Kisha nikamwagiza amwage maji yote
yaliyo kwenye sinki.

Mwandishi: "Bila shaka aliye timamu
atatumia ndoo .. . Maana ndoo ndiyo
kubwa! Si ndivyo? "

Daktari: "Hapana! Mtu mwenye akili timamu atafungulia koki ya chini ya sinki!
Tafadhali na wewe nenda kalale kitanda Namba-39 .. . Nitakuja kuendelea
kukuchunguza zaidi! "
.
Hahhahaaa! Hivi kweli na wewe pia uliwaza ndoo?
Basi, kitanda chako ni Namba-40 !!
#Natania_tu
#Kwanza_me_naongea_na_simu

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Kgothalo · Dec 23, 2017

alibakari said:
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Habari yako??

elixer of life · Dec 23, 2017

Foxhound · Dec 23, 2017

consuela said:
Habari yako??

Nzuri my, ukopoa wewe? Ndio tumesusana? Mi usione kimya, niliua battery!

Kgothalo · Dec 23, 2017

alibakari said:
Nzuri my, ukopoa wewe? Ndio tumesusana? Mi usione kimya, niliua battery!

Hahaha ...niko poa

Foxhound · Dec 23, 2017

consuela said:
Hahaha ...niko poa

Nitakutafuta Kassim Majaliwa

Numbisa · Dec 23, 2017

WanaJf , nige penda kuwa kuwakaribisha kwenye sikukuu ya christmass kila kitu kitakuwepo isipokuwa tu una takiwa

Kuwahi maana
Ndo utakuwa MPISHI WETU

TADPOLE · Dec 24, 2017

siku ya harusi ya ex wangu siwezi kuacha kuhudhuria aisee maana ntacheza hadi karibu ya keki yao ntaipiga teke makusudi halafu nawaambia bahati mbaya [emoji23][emoji23] sipendagi kusalitiwa mimi

TADPOLE · Dec 24, 2017

Nikiwaga na stress zangu huwa naingia fb nasubiri mdada aposti picha kisha nacomment "BABY PENZI ULONIPA JANA NI TAMU MNO KWELI WE NI FUNDI" hapo namuachia msala na bwana wake..hawawezi kuwa na raha muda wote

ElPuto Jefe · Dec 24, 2017

Nakukumbusha tuu, ukiingia polisi leo kutoka ni jumatano ijayo..

Freyzem · Dec 24, 2017

Vikaka vifupi vikinywa pombe vinawahi kulewa kwa sababu ubongo wao upo karibu na tumbo

Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

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