Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Endelea kulala,ukiamka utakula ulichoota

Girls be like
12:00:I'm coming
14:00:I'm leaving the house now
16:00:I'm in a taxi
18:00:Sorry can't make it,mom say I must cook!
WTF???

No penis is small to a well kept vagina,if you have reached a stage where you feel dicks are small.....congrats,you've made it to the borehole society my sister!!

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Huu uzi unamfaa sana Salary Slip na genge lke we kuoa stress humu za kupigwa chini na waTz waliokataa kuandamana.

Mchungaji anawaambia waumini: Fanya jambo moja la kumshangaza Mungu… Dakika mbili nyingi Mchaga akakimbia na kapu la sadaka [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mambo ya ajabu kabisa chai nimekunywa Manispaa ya Dodoma lunch Jiji la Dodoma [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Numbisa said:

Eti maskini akipata matako hulia mbwata.
My disturbing question is,huyu mhenga alikuwa anatafta nini kwenye matako ya maskini.

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Nelson nely said:

"Are you still angry?"
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That's how 99% of African girls do apologise.

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Huu si utani.

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Hii ni kizamani, sasa hivi tuna tumia ultrasound machine kupitia tumbo .
Hata hatugusi sehemu yako yoyote ya ndani [emoji16]

Unaenda *"The Kilimanjaro Hyatt Hotel"* unaona menu imeandikwa:

"Sauteed white corn, rare lucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole."

Price: TZS 46,500/=

Unaagiza!

Ukiletewa ndio unagundua kwamba ni makande [emoji15][emoji779]
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Halafu ukikumbuka Kibaigwa gunia la mahindi la kilo 100 ni sh 40,000/=
The world is not fare[emoji15][emoji779][emoji23][emoji23][emoji779]

*Baada ya sala ya Ijumaa imamu alisema atasoma dua kubwa kama kuna mfanya biashara anataka asomewe dua biashara yake iende vizuri ajitokeze. Akajitokeza muuza sanda .....dua iliahirishwa*
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Freyzem girlfriend just tweeted "I love his chest tattoos" but JF man looking at his chest and ain't got any tattoo.
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Atleast nimeingia butchery for the first time this month... Kuuliza kama mzee wa kunoa visu ameonekana eneo hilo[emoji23][emoji23]

You dont even have a passport but your naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.[emoji23][emoji23]

Nani kasema kiswahili ni rahisi??? Hebu jaza nafasi zilizoachwa wazi kwa kutumia NDIO au HAPANA;
1)……………, mimi ni chizi
2)……………, mimi ni bwege
3)……………, mimi sina akili

When she starts saying things like " Baby the condom is hurting me" ,My brother she has seen your payslip. Run !!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]