Nguvu moja
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- Oct 20, 2017
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Smart indeed...[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Veeeeery smart...
. A couple both age 37, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked,
'What can I do for you?',
The man said 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished having the intercourse, the doctor said 'There is nothing wrong with the way you have sex.', and charged them 1400. This happened several weeks
in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have sex with no problems, and
pay the doctor then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, 'Just exactly, what are you
trying to find out?' The man said, 'We're not
trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. At the Guest House they charge 2500. At the hotel
they charge 4500. We do it here for 1400, and I claim it back from Medical insurance. Bora uhai🤣🤣🤣
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Hahaaa[emoji23]During sex some ladies be like
aki woooiye Baibe usinimwagie ndani[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
My sister do you think its easy to jump out from a running vehicle[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji3][emoji3]nimeingia bafuni na mke wangu akanambia nimfanyie kitu hajawahi fanyiwa
me nikampaka sabani ktk macho saiz yupo analia tu, hatuongeleshani wala nini
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]strippers ain't loyal anymore[emoji12][emoji13][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Today is Jacob's birthday,
So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you? [emoji4]
WIFE: How does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: We play Golf together! [emoji26]
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob? [emoji4]
WIFE: And how does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team! [emoji27]
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?
The Wife storms out...... dragging jacob with her, into a taxi! [emoji36] [emoji596]
TAXI DRIVER: Hey jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? [emoji15][emoji15]
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Jacob's funeral will be this Friday at 12noon...
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Hizi ni kali za mwakaKuna vijimisemo vifupi vimeibuka huku kwenye mitandao kwa sasa, yaani ni full burudani!
Ukivisomo mwisho lazima ubaki mdomo wazi au ucheke, baadhi ya niliyokutana nayo naweka hapa, pia karibuni kwa wenye zaidi tuburudike pamoja!
Leo kidogo nipigwe na MWANAMKE baada ya LIFTI kusimama...wakati tupo kwenye lift Nilikua nayaangalia MAZIWA yake akasema "Bonyeza Moja"[emoji196][emoji196] mi si nikalibonyeza?
Yaani had sasa
bado najiuliza nilipokosea.
Hivi Utajisikieje Utakaposikia Rafiki Yako wa Karibu Hajaja Kwenye Mazishi Yako ???!
Nadhani Mimi Sitamwongelesha Tena !!!! [emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34]
I think nakaribia kupona
Nimenunua chips ili nile kwa bahat mbaya mtoto wa mama mwingine amekaa next to me akaanza kuzililia.
Imebidi nivae earphones. [emoji19]Napenda watoto, ila utoto ndio sipendi..
Jana nimepita njia ya mkato makaburini warembo wawili wakawa wananikimbilia wanatetemeka Eti tunaogopa kupita peke yetu na mm Nikawajibu hata mm nilivyokuwa hai nilikuwa naogopa sana . Wakazimia
Sipendagi kufatwa fatwa mm[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]
Best one, i have a good friend of mine with a name Jacob and he fits the profile, its him 100%[emoji12][emoji13][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Today is Jacob's birthday,
So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you? [emoji4]
WIFE: How does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: We play Golf together! [emoji26]
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob? [emoji4]
WIFE: And how does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team! [emoji27]
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?
The Wife storms out...... dragging jacob with her, into a taxi! [emoji36] [emoji596]
TAXI DRIVER: Hey jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? [emoji15][emoji15]
[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]
Jacob's funeral will be this Friday at 12noon...
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Inauma sana kuachwa na mtu ulopanga kumuacha..
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PapaHivi ile zipu ya mbele kwenye suruali za wadada , huwa ni ya kutolea nini? still thinking about this.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
This is why i fake everything in my dirty missions...[emoji12][emoji13][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Today is Jacob's birthday,
So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you? [emoji4]
WIFE: How does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: We play Golf together! [emoji26]
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob? [emoji4]
WIFE: And how does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team! [emoji27]
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?
The Wife storms out...... dragging jacob with her, into a taxi! [emoji36] [emoji596]
TAXI DRIVER: Hey jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? [emoji15][emoji15]
[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]
Jacob's funeral will be this Friday at 12noon...
[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] !Best one, i have a good friend of mine with a name Jacob and he fits the profile, its him 100%
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Ahaaaaaaaaa*Wife: Sweetheart, you're always drunk. You're spending a lot of money on beer*
.
*Hubby: You change hairstyles every month, you buy face powder and have your nails done every now and then, do I complain?*
*Wife: It's because I wanna look beautiful to you sweetie*
.
*Hubby: Same with me, l drink beer everyday because I only see your beauty when l'm drunk.*
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Am surprised when a hen is chased by a cock for sex it runs 2 metres and gets tired & caught..but when I chase it for supper it can run the whole day[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Ana imagine kwa mwili wako huo ukimbaka, atakua parapanda[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] ,Am surprised when a hen is chased by a cock for sex it runs 2 metres and gets tired & caught..but when I chase it for supper it can run the whole day[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Ana imagine kwa mwili wako huo ukimbaka, atakua parapanda[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] ,
Bora cha jogoo
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