A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
Nilikuwa toilet umeme umekatika ghafla nimeshtuka utafikiri zoezi hili naliendesha kwa kutumia umeme.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
You won't receive calls from relatives when you are Jobless but when you get employed, you will realize that everyone becomes your relative. They wish you a good morning, have a good day and good night. They even react to your emoji status on WhatsApp just to taste your salary.
After a long night of making love,the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed.He's worried *Is this your husband?*,he asks nervously
*No,silly* she replies snuggling
" *ur boyfriend then?*
*no not all* she says nibbling away at his ears
" *OK!is it your dad or brother??*" he enquires further
*No that's me before my plastic surgery*
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We still need water to wake the man[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
You can't be proud walking with your father but you're proud when walking with a sponsor [emoji16]my sister hell petrol si expensive utachomeka ushangae[emoji23][emoji23]
If girls can easily cheat on soldiers, who carry AK47 [emoji379][emoji379][emoji379],,bombs and grenades [emoji378][emoji378]....Who do u think u are with a laptop and earphones........[emoji442][emoji1522][emoji335]
If you don't have money in your family you will be the one who always opens soda with your teethduring ceremonies[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Some men will be saying they can't marry women who don't know how to cook...when they even don't have the money to buy the foodstuffs [emoji16][emoji23][emoji23]
Unaenda kunyadua dem alafu [emoji533][emoji533] dick inakataa kuamka...kisha unasikia kwa jirani ile ngoma ya..sita simama maovu yakitawala....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣[emoji16][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703]
A girl saved her fathers photo as her screen saver on her phone. At school another girl saw the photo and told her.......... "you also know this sugar daddy? I hate him, he doesn't use condoms![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Girl: Where is the artificial penis section
Salesman: That corner
Girl: How much for this big Red one ?
Salesman: Sorry Madam that is a FIRE EXSTINGUISHER
Ladies and greediness [emoji23][emoji23]