Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
- Thread starter Freyzem
- Start date
Gonzalo Miguel
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 1, 2018
- 850
- 656
Bila shaka upo elementary school co badae tunakukuta kwenye viwanja vya wakubwa ukdai umesoma Uni na ww
shirima-wa-pili
Member
- Jan 1, 2013
- 23
- 21
#salamClub
nawasalimia watu wote mlio andika facebook mmesomea UDSM ilihali unadivision 0 form 4
nawasalimia watu wote mlio andika facebook mmesomea UDSM ilihali unadivision 0 form 4
Starboywiz
JF-Expert Member
- Nov 28, 2016
- 867
- 1,455
*Soko la korosho lipo hapa hapa nchini suala ni kumpanga daktari mmoja aseme korosho zinaongeza nguvu za kiume*
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
*Haichukui hata wiki tatu korosho zote zinanunuliwa na wanaume wa Dar*
[emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
*Haichukui hata wiki tatu korosho zote zinanunuliwa na wanaume wa Dar*
[emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441][emoji2441]
Life starts at 45
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 22, 2015
- 998
- 987
Kichaa baada ya kukuta folen kubwa ya maji,akawadanganya wa mama,yaani nyie mmekalia foleni ya maji wenzenu wanagawana nyama kuna gali limegonga ng'ombe kumi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]wamama wote mbio[emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322]kwenda kwenye nyama,walipotoka akachota ndoo moja,nae akatoka mbio kwenda kwenye nyama akisema inawezekana ni kweli[emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji1322][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
JF-Expert Member
- Dec 22, 2014
- 182,097
- 1,099,383
Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didnt find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next mornings newspaper headline reads, "Worlds Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."
[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Mkuu wa Kibiti
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 7, 2017
- 776
- 1,136
Hahaha
TEAM VIBAJAJI
JF-Expert Member
- Oct 9, 2016
- 1,858
- 2,298
Mkuu wa Kibiti
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 7, 2017
- 776
- 1,136
Loooh!we mtoto kwan kumfanya mwalimuo vibaya hivyo!?Ebo!,kakate fimbo uje hapa
Khantwe
JF-Expert Member
- Dec 20, 2012
- 59,415
- 119,473
Mungu wangu
dronedrake
JF-Expert Member
- Dec 25, 2013
- 23,901
- 58,103
hahahahhaahahahaaaa
Shimba ya Buyenze
JF-Expert Member
- Dec 22, 2014
- 182,097
- 1,099,383
Nimegonga gonga kwa mpenzi wangu babake akafungua mlango...
Imebidi nimuulize kama amejiandikisha kupiga kura na uchaguzi ni 2020..[emoji23][emoji23]
Imebidi nimuulize kama amejiandikisha kupiga kura na uchaguzi ni 2020..[emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
JF-Expert Member
- Dec 22, 2014
- 182,097
- 1,099,383
Vile wanawake walivyo waongo unaweza kuta hata kujifungua si uchungu
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Ecris
Member
- Jul 26, 2017
- 18
- 29
Ila maumivu yanatofautiana.
Numbisa
JF-Expert Member
- Dec 12, 2016
- 301,221
- 1,172,274
Mke baada ya kujifungua kwa njia ya upasuaji mme wake kalazimika kuvumilia kwa zaidi ya miezi mitatu bila kufanya tendo la ndoa hadi akaanza kutokwa vipele usoni kama mvulana pamoja na vijipu. 😳 Wanaume sisi ni wavumilivu sana kuliko wanawake.🙊 Baada ya mke kuona vile akawa anamuonea huruma sana mme wake. Mke akaamua kuchukua elfu 30 akampa mme wake akamwambia aende akatafute mwanamke ili amalize hamu zake ila akamwambia mme wake kuwa "NAOMBA LAKINI UTUMIE KINGA USIJE UKAAMBUKIZWA MAGONJWA" Mme akapokea zile pesa kwa furaha akiwa haamini na kuondoka huku akimshukuru sana mke wake kwa moyo wake wa huruma. 😋 Baada ya saa moja kama na robo, mme akarudi akiwa anatabasamu sana huku akionekana mwepesi na mchangamfu😄 *Mke:* vipi mbona umewahi sana kurudi? Mme akajibu akisema: "Sijaenda mbali sana, nimefanikiwa kupata hapo jirani tu kwa mama MONIKA, si unajua mme wake hayupo amesafiri? kwa hiyo nilivyo mwambia tu akakubali maana na yeye alikuwa na hamu kwa kuwa hajafanya siku nyingi kutokana na mme wake kuwa safarini" *Mke:* Basi kama ni hapo kwa mama Monika naamini amekupa bure kwa kuwa ni jirani yetu, kwa hiyo pesa zipo wapi? *Mme:* Hapana alikataa kukubali kwa bure na nilimpa elf 10 akasema haitoshi kwa hiyo nikampa tu yote ndo kakubali" *Mke:* Kumbe mama MONIKA ana roho mbaya hivyo? Yeye mbona alipo jifungua mwanae MONIKA nilimpa mme wake bure, yeye ameshindwa nini kukupa bure? ******************************* Hadi muda huu bado mme hajaongea chochote na naona amelala chali wanampepea, sijui itakuwa ni uchovu wa safari au uchovu wa mechi !
rikiboy
JF-Expert Member
- Feb 19, 2017
- 21,952
- 43,265
[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
rikiboy
JF-Expert Member
- Feb 19, 2017
- 21,952
- 43,265
[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji1787][emoji23]
Guasa Ambonii
JF-Expert Member
- Aug 13, 2015
- 8,545
- 10,283
Bint yangu toka juzi ameniuliza swali kuhusu watanzania ni watu wa namna gani swali lilinisumbua sana ila leo asubuhi nimemwambia amuangalie vizuri Theodore bagwell (T-bag )wa prison break atapata jibu.
