Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[kajojo]

*_Hakuna kitu kizito mfukoni kama pakti ya kondom wakati binti aliyekuahidi kuja amezima simu na unarudi nayo nyumbani..... Inakuwa kama Mfuko wa simenti._*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Salmah99]

Kama kuna mtu ana wimbo wa Mr blue ule wa mboga saba anitumie nina kiporo changu cha wali nataka nikimalizie...

 

[Mwifwa]

Najiuliza hiv msichana akiwa period afu
akakalia meza haiwezi kutokea periodic
table......

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[proskaeur]

Kama kuna mtu ana wimbo wa Mr blue ule wa mboga saba anitumie nina kiporo changu cha wali nataka nikimalizie...

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[Numbisa]

 

[Shida na raha]

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Anasubiri chenji katoa hela kubwa.

 

[Numbisa]

Aah mkuu sio kweli,wanaosubiri chenji huwa wanakadharau flan hapish mtu

Anasubiri chenji katoa hela kubwa.

 

[Arabian queen]

Ok ahsante afadhali nishapata cha kumuongopea maana ningeumbuka[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] mi nilijua kanga ni GUINEAFOWL [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]
Nimevuta kidogo tu leo[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Hahahaha[emoji23][emoji23]sasa io kanga ya kuvaa au kanga mnyama

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[ikinyunyi]

Thanks guys, u made my day[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji122] [emoji122] [emoji122]

 

[Mwifwa]

Baada ya kulala peke yangu kwa muda mrefu

Hatimaye jana nimelala na njaa

 

[Foxhound]

Kuna harusi moja niliwahi ishuhudia maeneo ya Jang'ombe{Zenji} Mila za kizenji bana we acha tu!
[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Bwana harusi kwao Morogoro baada ya kufungishwa ndoa si akapigwa ngumi kidogo mgongoni[emoji38] kah!! Unaambiwa alinyanyuka na kuanza kutembeza kichapo baada ya dakika 5 watu wote hoi[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Kumbe bwana harusi mjeshi alihisi wanamjaribu[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]


Ngoja nika[emoji377] kwanza

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] narudi[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[fadtanji]

Wadau samahani msaada wa haraka tafadhali:


Ninapika pilau hapa. Sasa nimesahau kidogo. Hivi nikishaweka mahindi nini kinafuata?

[emoji23] [emoji23] kumbe hata huku huwa unafika Mr loserpool

 

[Freyzem]

 

[Mentor]

[emoji23] [emoji23] kumbe hata huku huwa unafika Mr loserpool

Mh umenifananisha na nani mkuu!???

Mentor is BLUE... [HASHTAG]#CFC[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#ktbffh[/HASHTAG]
usirudie tena...

 

[Foxhound]

Baada ya kulala peke yangu kwa muda mrefu

Hatimaye jana nimelala na njaa

Afadhali wewe umepata njaa, mi mademu nimekosa na hata njaa pia sikumpata[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] pole

 

[Freyzem]

Baada ya kulala peke yangu kwa muda mrefu

Hatimaye jana nimelala na njaa

Wee jamaa utakuwa ulifaidi sana, nasikia huyo njaa ana mpododo wa haja balaa...[emoji4] [emoji4]

 

[SERAPION MGEDZI]

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[nsekwa]

Sijui kwanini wanawake wagumu sana kuelewa. Mke wangu aliondoka nyumbani na kumwacha mtoto wetu Wa kiume Wa miezi 6 akilia mnooo. Dada Wa kazi akambembeleza weeee hakunyamaza. Akamwimbia hakunyamaza. Akaamua kutoa nyonyo zake na kumpa mtoto. Mwanangu akanyamaza pale pale. Akiwa anamnyonyesha Mimi nikaingia. Nikamuwakia dada. " unataka kumuambukiza mtoto magonjwa?[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35] [emoji35]. "Hapana baba hayatoi maziwa Mimi nimempa tu anyamaze!!" . " kweli hayatoi?". Nikaamua kuthibitisha. Nikamtoa mtoto na nikawa nanyonya Mimi. " ahaa kweli hayatoi. Hebu hilo kingine! Nalo halitoi?. Mara wife kaingia.nikamwambia kuwa nafanya uchunguzi Wa nililolikuta. Hakuamini. Hebu niambieni. Wapi nimekosea? Kufuatilia afya ya mtoto ni kosa? Wanawake acheni hizo!

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[Mehek]

Ni kweli