Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Scars]

 

[Spirogyra]

Cheka Unenepee:
Kuna wanaume wengine wanaweza kutumia sekunde 5 kufungua sidiria ya dem kwenye giza totoro lakin ana tumia dk 30 kutafta wakorintho 8 kwenye bible mchana kweupe

 

[Mwifwa]

Mzee kutoka Njombe alifika Dar, nyumba aliyofikia akasikia mke na mume wanaitana Darling..
Jamaa aliporudi Njombe akamwita mkewe hello my Njombeling..
Mke akamuuliza maana yake nn?
Mume akacheka tena kwa zarau sana akamwambia ushamba mwingine bwana tembea uyaone ukiwa Dar unaitwa Darling sasa ukiwa Njombe unafikiri utaitwaje kama si Njombeling?
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Haahahahahahaaaaaaa.

 

[Scars]

*Nilikuwa naangalia makomando na mke wangu, mara nikasikia anasema wale ndo wanaume*.[emoji15]

*Nimemziba Kofi moja la nguvu naona anatoka na begi....I hope anaenda kwa wanaume*[emoji12][emoji12]

 

[thA bubs]

WIFE:Sweety,how many women have you slept with after we got married?
HUSBAND:Quite.
WIFE🙁10 mints later) Sweety,Didn't you hear my question I asked you?
HUSBAND:Silent.
WIFE🙁15mints later), Sweety,do you fear to tell me the truth?
HUSBAND🙁angrily) pleeease can you just shut the https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide up,let me counting?

 

[thA bubs]

Cheka Unenepee:
Kuna wanaume wengine wanaweza kutumia sekunde 5 kufungua sidiria ya dem kwenye giza totoro lakin ana tumia dk 30 kutafta wakorintho 8 kwenye bible mchana kweupe

From Trevor Noah,umekopi,wabongo kwa keteleza juu ya maganda ya ndizi,hamjambo

 

[proskaeur]

Mwalimu wa KEMIA aliuliza swali…!!
TICHA: what is element

STUDENT:Element is the head of motorcycle

TICHA: Safi sana msenge wewe, kitaelewek tu siku ya Necta [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] ……!!

 

[Salmah99]

Ukitaka kujua kiswahili kigumu basi vamia hiyo FACEBOOK YA KISWAHILI ukutane na faili linaitwa "MIPAKIO RUNUNU"
hapo ndo utajua kwanini chips hazina ukoko

 

[swahiba Senior]

Ukitaka kujua kiswahili kigumu basi vamia hiyo FACEBOOK YA KISWAHILI ukutane na faili linaitwa "MIPAKIO RUNUNU"
hapo ndo utajua kwanini chips hazina ukoko

Mipakio Rununu daaaahh ndo nini hiyo??

 

[stickvibration]

*Jamaa yupo kwenye daladala pembeni kuna mrembo mkali kakaaa.Akamlia timing afu akamuuliza*
jamaa:Samahani dada hivi unaitwa "Google"
Demu:hapana..kwa nini?!
jamaa;Una kila kitu ninachokitafuta.
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[Scars]

Mwalimu wa chekechea kawatoa wanafunzi wake nje...
Mwalimu:Angalieni juu, mnaona nini?
Wanafunzi:Mawinguuu!!!
Mwalimu:Vizuri, kingine je?
Wanafunzi:Hamna kingineee!!
Mwalimu:Je, mungu mnamuona??
Wanafunzi:Hatumuonii
Mwalimu:Sasa tutaaminije?, me ninawaambia hakunaga mungu
Dogo mmoja akadakia,,,"Mwalimu, samahani kidogo!".
Mwalimu: "Bila samahani"
Dogo akatoka mbele...Anaanza kuwauliza wenzake,,,
Dogo:Angalieni kichwani kwa mwalimu, mnaona nin?
Wanafunzi:Nyweleee!!
Dogo:Vizuri, kingine je?
Wanafunzi:Hamnaaa!!!
Dogo:Mnaona ubongo??
Wanafunzi:Hatuuooniii
Dogo:Sasa tutaaminije?, mim nawaambiaga hana ubongo huyu

Ile chekechea ilifungwa siku ile ile,ACHENI MUNGU AITWE MUNGU TU [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
#Am_back

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[Scars]

*STORY YA KUTISHA*
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Siku moja MUME na MKE walikwenda kwa MGANGA. . . .

(itaendelea wakirudi).

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[Scars]

Kumbe kampeni ya kukataza michepuko ilianza zamani. Nilipokuwa Nikienda hospitali nilikuwa nikiona hadi mashuka yameandikwa M S D nikawa sielewi

Kumbe kirefu chake ni MICHEPUKO SIO DILI

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[GISAMBO]

MTU MWENYE SAUTI NDOGO DUNIANI

*Nimwanaume anaenunua condom* [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Princess qute]

*STORY YA KUTISHA*
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Siku moja MUME na MKE walikwenda kwa MGANGA. . . .

(itaendelea wakirudi).

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[Scars]

*NAANGALIA BONGO MOVIE HAPA ETI JINI KAVAA JEZI YA LIVERPOOL*[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

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[ukhuty]

Ukitaka kujua kiswahili kigumu basi vamia hiyo FACEBOOK YA KISWAHILI ukutane na faili linaitwa "MIPAKIO RUNUNU"
hapo ndo utajua kwanini chips hazina ukoko

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[Foxhound]

Kumekuwa na tabia ya raia kutumia nguo za askari wakijifanya na wao ni maofisa wa serikali[emoji35][emoji35].Ili kumtambua askari feki ukimuona askari yeyote/mwanajeshi mpige kibao cha uso [emoji112]akikimbia ujue ni feki akisimama MUNGU akutangulie. Tushirikiane kutokomeza askari feki[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[thA bubs]

I was invited to the wedding,when I reached to the hotel I found two doors written,
1:Bride relatives.
2:Groom relatives.
I went to bride relatives door and found two more doors written,
1:Men
2:Women,
I went through men door and found two more doors written
1:Men with gifts
2:Men without gifts,
I chosen men without gifts,when I passed through the door,I FOUND MYSELF OUTSIDE THE HOTEL,
Kumbe haya harusi awapendag ujinga((((((((((

 

[thA bubs]

Chemistry teacher: Did you know that protons have got mass?
Me: I didn't even know they were catholics,
Teacher: Heri babaako angebet na fee yako,umbwa wewe