Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
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The End..
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ila we jamaa umenifanya nionekane mwehu kwenye daladala.. daah!!!!
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COMPLETELY v.s. FINISHED
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words ‘‘COMPLETE’’ and ‘‘FINISHED’’. Some people say there is no difference btwn ‘‘COMPLETE’’ and ‘‘FINISHED’’, but there is.
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED!
When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much, my friend you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!!!
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words ‘‘COMPLETE’’ and ‘‘FINISHED’’. Some people say there is no difference btwn ‘‘COMPLETE’’ and ‘‘FINISHED’’, but there is.
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED!
When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much, my friend you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!!!
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Kweli kaiva[HASHTAG]#Chizi[/HASHTAG] alipanda juu ya mti wa mwembe asubuhi, akakaa juu hadi jioni, kisha akajiangusha, watu wakamuuliza "mbona umejiangusha?" Chizi akajibu "NIMEIVA"
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Jamaa alipata ugonjwa wa macho ukamsumbua muda mrefu kazunguuka hospital nyingi mpaka kakata tamaa basi akaja kuambiwa pana doctor anaweza kumtibu akaenda huko
Doctor :umehangaika muda mrefu sana ila hapa kwangu utapona
Jamaa :yaani doctor nikipona nitakupa nusu ya utajiri wangu
Doctor akaanza kufanya tiba baada ya wiki akamfumbua jamaa kitambaa kisha akamuuliza
Doctor :unaona nini?
Jamaa :sioni kitu
Doctor :alikuwa na nesi ambae pia ni mkewe yupo njema anaita rangi kama papai lililoiva na kigauni chake cha makusudi akamwambia aende mbele ya mgonjwa ainame kama anatafuta kitu basi huku doctor anamuuliza jamaa
Doctor :unaona nini hapo?
Jamaa :sioni kabisa lakini huku chini ghafla mpini ukamfyatuka kwa kumuangalia nesi mapaja yake
Doctor :akachukua panga acha mambo ya kijinga ungekuwa huoni ungeweza kudindisha nipe pesa yangu.
Doctor :umehangaika muda mrefu sana ila hapa kwangu utapona
Jamaa :yaani doctor nikipona nitakupa nusu ya utajiri wangu
Doctor akaanza kufanya tiba baada ya wiki akamfumbua jamaa kitambaa kisha akamuuliza
Doctor :unaona nini?
Jamaa :sioni kitu
Doctor :alikuwa na nesi ambae pia ni mkewe yupo njema anaita rangi kama papai lililoiva na kigauni chake cha makusudi akamwambia aende mbele ya mgonjwa ainame kama anatafuta kitu basi huku doctor anamuuliza jamaa
Doctor :unaona nini hapo?
Jamaa :sioni kabisa lakini huku chini ghafla mpini ukamfyatuka kwa kumuangalia nesi mapaja yake
Doctor :akachukua panga acha mambo ya kijinga ungekuwa huoni ungeweza kudindisha nipe pesa yangu.
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Hili suala hata mimi huwa silielewi.
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Au ni zile smart TV unaweza kurekodi kipindi au ku-pause!
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TETESI ZILIZOPO HAPA
KUWA DAWASCO NA WAO WANATAKA KUJA NA YAO
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TANROAD Nawao hawakurudi Nyuma
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha we chizi kweli
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Unakua una chart labda heheheee
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