Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

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Rais wa Tanzania ni mmoja tu.

Hawa wengine

Rais wa TLS Rumande
Rais wa simba Rumande
Rais wa TFF Rumande

Mwingine akijiita *Rais* asubiri moto wake.

Nchi haiwezi kuwa na utitiri wa marais ikakubalika.
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[Guasa Ambonii]

Binti :nimepata mimba shangazi nitaanzaje kumwambia baba?
Shangazi :yaani umeweza kupanua mapaja ushindwe kupanua mdomo?

 

[Nimkimbilie nani]

Binti :nimepata mimba shangazi nitaanzaje kumwambia baba?
Shangazi :yaani umeweza kupanua mapaja ushindwe kupanua mdomo?

Hahahaha

 

[Muharango]

Said Nduda ana miaka 33,Kapombe 28, Ally Shomary 28,Mlipili 27,Nyoni 32,Okwi 32,Bocco 33. Hii ni Simba au Mfuko wa pensheni? wazee wengi sana [emoji2][emoji2]

 

[Muharango]

 

[Msomi hewa]

Kama upo fresh njoo tupige story PM...

NB: Ila hizo story ziwe hazihusu kitu Chochote.

 

[syllae]

Rais wa Tanzania ni mmoja tu.

Hawa wengine

Rais wa TLS Rumande
Rais wa simba Rumande
Rais wa TFF Rumande

Mwingine akijiita *Rais* asubiri moto wake.

Nchi haiwezi kuwa na utitiri wa marais ikakubalika.

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[Msomi hewa]

Hivi inayokatazwa ni bangi yenyewe au yale majani yake?

 

[baba bora]

Hivi inayokatazwa ni bangi yenyewe au yale majani yake?

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[Ludanha]

Wavuta bangi watatu walivunja duka la dhahabu ili waibe.
Mmoja alichukua Dhahabu mwengine akachukua pesa wakatoroka yule wa mwisho akabaki ndani.
Mwenye duka akaja na polisi kuingia ndani wakamkuta jamaa amekaa mguu juu ya mguu
Akaulizwa:mbona hukutoroka kama wenzako?
Akajibu:mmoja amechukua dhahabu mwengine akachukua pesa nami nmechukua duka.

 

[sergio 5]

Hamna maana

 

[Robinyo]

duuu balaaaa

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[Puncler]

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[Kaizer]

Wavuta bangi watatu walivunja duka la dhahabu ili waibe.
Mmoja alichukua Dhahabu mwengine akachukua pesa wakatoroka yule wa mwisho akabaki ndani.
Mwenye duka akaja na polisi kuingia ndani wakamkuta jamaa amekaa mguu juu ya mguu
Akaulizwa:mbona hukutoroka kama wenzako?
Akajibu:mmoja amechukua dhahabu mwengine akachukua pesa nami nmechukua duka.

Hii kali

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[Foxhound]

*Hii Dunia Ina Mambo*
Wakati wanajeshi wanalinda mipaka mipaka hiyohiyo ndio inakuja kudokoa nyama jikoni badala ya kukamata panya na panya haohao ndio wanatukaba njiani eti wanajiita panya road[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[Foxhound]

Haya vibamia tukimbie[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[New City]

WIKI MBILI BAADA YA HARUSI
Mama alimuuliza "VP maisha ya ndoa?" mtoto akajibu, "Duh kama British Airways". Mama akatoka mpk airport kuangalia ratiba akakuta inatua kwa wiki mara 7,na ktk kila siku 1 inaenda trip 3,na ktk kila trip 1 inasimama vituo 7 na kila ikitua inafikia nyuma ya uwanja. Mama akazimia.
Je, mama alizimia kwann?

Ohooooooihh...!!!
Lazima mama azime, nyuma ya uwanja 1*3*7

 

[Magisha]

Hakuna watu wanakula kwa tabu kama wanawake walopaka lipstick[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] wakitaka kula wanatoa meno nje kama ngiri[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

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Aki nimeshindwa kujizuia kucheka kwa sauti[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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