Kasema napika vizuri kumzidi mama yake mzazi

[Quencher]

Ogopa matapeli, nyumba hii haiuzwi

 

[Latent chaos]

Sawa, acha nipambanue.
Ile haya maneno yananipa hamu ya kumpa chakula cha aina zote 🤭😂

hii sentensi ya kwanza ukisoma haraka haraka ,unaweza elewa tofauti kabisa!

 

[Mjomba Malume]

Daah nimesikitika sana 🙃

Pole kwa mara nyingine tena

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Hilo sio jambo la kupingwa na kushangaza kuna baadhi ya wanawake hata kama ni mama zetu hawajui kupika kabisa.mfn mama yangu mm nifundi wa kupika ila dada zangu hakuna mfumo na wameolewa tyr nao ni mama.

Kabisa siyo jambo la kuishangaza. Si kweli kwamba kuwa mzazi kunakufanya automatically ujue kupika, na nasema pia kama mzazi wa watoto wa kiume.

 

[Aaliyyah]

Yani anakunjia bharini kimbia kabisa 😂😂😂

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Yani anakunjia bharini kimbia kabisa 😂😂😂

Na mimi nahisi kuna jambo 😂

 

[Satan]

Code imezingatiwa...

Mjomba dot com amejua kukupanga, nawe umepangika. Mambo murua kabisa.

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Code imezingatiwa...

Mjomba dot com amejua kukupanga, nawe umepangika. Mambo murua kabisa.

Isije ukawa umempitia mjomba, maana huchelewi kumkengeusha!

 

[Sweet16]

Nilimdharau huyu mzee, siku niliyompa tunda nikajuta!

Hapana Yuko wapi sasa hivi? Nani kakuoa?

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Ndiyo huyo mzee au huyo ni baba watoto hana uhusiano na story ya mzee

 

[Afisa Mteule Drj 2]

Ulivyokuwa kichwa maji umeamini maneno ya mchepuko wako

 

[Lihove2]

Jana, nilikua sijisikii vizuri sikwenda kazini, na baba watoto akasema na yeye haendi atabaki na mimi afanyie kazi nyumbani, hali yangu haikua mbaya kivile, so nikashangaa ila nikashukuru basi, siku ikawa poa, ikaisha.

Jioni hii tumekaa tunapunga upepo, out of nowhere, kaanza kusema ikibidi achague mlo mmoja maisha yake yote kati ya chakula ninachopika mimi au kile cha mama yake mzazi basi atataka kula chakula changu mimi maisha yake yote maana ni kitamu zaidi ya mapishi yoyote na ya mtu yeyote.

Niko hapa nawaza, baada ya miaka yote hiyo, mbona haya mahaba ghafla sana.
Wanaume, hivi kuna wakati mnaamua kutuonyesha mapenzi mapya au kuna tukio takatifu nakaribia kupigwa, nikae mkao wa kujiandaa.

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Hiyo ni aina flani hiv ya "pain kiler" si umesema ulikuwa na homa kidogo.Hopeful umepata ka-relief,no?

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Nilimdharau huyu mzee, siku niliyompa tunda nikajuta!

Hapana Yuko wapi sasa hivi? Nani kakuoa?

www.jamiiforums.com

Ndiyo huyo mzee au huyo ni baba watoto hana uhusiano na story ya mzee

Hawana uhusiano, huyo mzee alikua wa ujana wangu, alishafariki.

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Hiyo ni aina flani hiv ya "pain kiler" si umesema ulikuwa na homa kidogo.Hopeful umepata ka-relief,no?

Daah, haya sawa ila ni kweli nilijisikia nafuu

 

[Poor Brain]

Afande nlegezee kamba..
Ili niweze kukupanga afande....
......

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Never will I rate anyone above my mom

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Never will I rate anyone above my mom

Do you think your mom is the best cook in the world?

Or is it just sentimental because she nurtured you 🙂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Do you think your mom is the best cook in the world?

Or is it just sentimental because she nurtured you 🙂

Yap, she is a best cooker.

 

[Pakada]

Anakudanganya huyo wewe mpikie tu mpaka tuhela twako twakumpelekea mama yako tuishe

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Afande nlegezee kamba..
Ili niweze kukupanga afande....
......

Haa haa acha hizo buanaa

 

[Stratopause]

He is a simp hamna mtu anayejua chakula kizuri kuliko mama yake mzazi kwaiyo usijichukulie matawi ya juu your just dating a simp