Kiswahili is now a unifying factor of Kenya

[Jay456watt]

kwa hiyo hii ndo lugha yenu ya kijanja.....poleni sana,halafu si kweli kwamba ati mtaani hamuongei Kiswahili,mnaongea Kiswahili ila cha hovyo sana
Examples
Sheng Standard English (translation)
Huu msee ni fala! This guy's an idiot!
Si unidungie chwani? Can you please give me fifty shillings?
Acha kubonga mavi mdhii. Stop talking smack, man.
Ukivuta fegi utajiletea noma If you smoke cigarettesyou'll get yourself in trouble.
Ule dame amechapa! That girl is ugly!
Maisha ni gwan bana. Life is hard man.
Kuja utugawie hizi njiva. Come and share your fries with us.
Budake alishikwa na makarao. His dad was caught by the police.
Aliibiwa mbota na mboch. His watch was stolen by his housegirl.
Aliona magondi akaingiza njeve. He got scared when he saw some thugs.
Budake ni mzii. His father is tough/bad.
Mokoro aliniwai rwabe nikamchekie ka kwota. My mother gave me 200 shillings to go buy a quarter kilogram of meat.
Alirauka gware ndo asihate mat za kwenda kwao moshatha. He woke up early so as not to miss a matatu to his rural home.

[/QUOTE]
kama vile mnavyozumgumza Kiingereza cha ovyo...haha! watz washamba kwel kwel
Diamond Platnumz poor English shocks the nation — Blizz Uganda

 

[last king of uscoch]

Halafu mnajua hao wanaojitapa kuongea kiingereza nao wakiongea na wenye lugha hawawaelewi et

 

[GREENER]

kama watakubali kukizungumza basi ndio..but I doubt

I doesn't cost us a thing, wakubal wasikubal shaur zao sisi maisha yetu yataendelea kama kawa, kama una doubt usiwaambie kwanza maneno yetu ya kitaa ni too precious kwa kushare na nchi nyingine, ntaona wivu mkiyatumia, naomba usiipeleke misamiati na misimu yetu Kenya, endeleeni na English yenu

 

[Jay456watt]

Calling us inferiors while we breaking them borders with our very own language.

is that anything to be proud of? hehe..try something else...when and if you pass Kenya then we will stop seeing you as inferiors...for now, let us continue doing what we do best...

 

[Hoshea]

hehe usipandwe na povu kwasababu hatudhamini lugha ya Kiswahili...this is just how we were brought up...and also coz tanzanians are inferiors...we cant speak language of Inferiors

Inferior testicles zako. If you were brought up like that, kwanini mnang'ang'ana kuifanya lugha yetu ya taifa kuwa lugha yenu ya taifa? Looks like somebody is forcing your inferior testicles to join with mighty Tanzania.

Ushaona Tz anajaribu kukifanya kiingereza ama sheng kuwa lugha ya taifa, hell nuh. Viceversa is true, so who's inferior? Your testicles buda. They're null, zinatoa uji from your brain. You think it is semen. Hihi hahaa

 

[nyocksie]

hehe usipandwe na povu kwasababu hatudhamini lugha ya Kiswahili...this is just how we were brought up...and also coz tanzanians are inferiors...we cant speak language of Inferiors...😀😀😀😀😀😛😛

That's why you speak the language of your masters! Right!?
And that says it all about you Kenyans being slaves.
We (Tanzanians) Despises slavery but you (Kenyans) embraces it.

 

[ArD67]

kweli...wakenya wengi hawana haja na kiswahili sanifu...wanachukulia ni lugha ya kishamba...ndio maana wakatoa Sheng'... nadhani kilitoka kwa kuwadharau watanzania...most kenyans see tanzanians are inferiors and therefore dont want to be associated with them especially through language...

Tatizo kwa wanadamu wote ndiko hili, kila mmoja hujaona bora dhidi ya mwingine. Watanzania sio tu huwaona wakenya kuwa si bora tu, bali wezi, wachafu, si waaminifu, hawana upendo na ni wanafiki. Ni mitazamo tu ya watu, inaweza isiwe na ukweli wowote.

Ila la ukweli hapa, Tz na Kenya wote wababe na kila mmoja anajiona ana uwezo wa kutawala mwenzake, hii kasumba hadi ikoje ndo utengamano ufike. Hata siku moja msijidanganye kwamba Tanzania itakuwa kanchi ka kumsikiliza Kenya kwa lolote lile, wenyewe tunaamini,Tanzania ina watu wenye akili, hekima na utashi mkubwa na maono ya hali ya juu, watawala, Golden people. Ninyi ni wafanyakazi, mmejaaliwa kanguvu na bidii, PLATO.

 

[Jay456watt]

I doesn't cost us a thing, wakubal wasikubal shaur zao sisi maisha yetu yataendelea kama kawa, kama una doubt usiwaambie kwanza maneno yetu ya kitaa ni too precious kwa kushare na nchi nyingine, ntaona wivu mkiyatumia, naomba usiipeleke misamiati na misimu yetu Kenya, endeleeni na English yenu

ndio tutaendelea..nanyi endeleeni na lugha yenu tukufu ya Kiswahili sanifu...mix it with broken English pia kama mnavojua sana...😀😀😀😀

 

[Jay456watt]

Tatizo kwa wanadamu wote ndiko hili, kila mmoja hujaona bora dhidi ya mwingine. Watanzania sio tu huwaona wakenya kuwa si bora tu, bali wezi, wachafu, si waaminifu, hawana upendo na ni wanafiki. Ni mitazamo tu ya watu, inaweza isiwe na ukweli wowote.

Ila la ukweli hapa, Tz na Kenya wote wababe na kila mmoja anajiona ana uwezo wa kutawala mwenzake, hii kasumba hadi ikoje ndo utengamano ufike. Hata siku moja msijidanganye kwamba Tanzania itakuwa kanchi ka kumsikiliza Kenya kwa lolote lile, wenyewe tunaamini,Tanzania ina watu wenye akili, hekima na utashi mkubwa na maono ya hali ya juu, watawala, Golden people. Ninyi ni wafanyakazi, mmejaaliwa kanguvu na bidii, PLATO.

tayari wakenya wako mbele ya watz....ubabe tuwachieni...😀😀😀

 

[Luggy]

kama vile mnavyozumgumza Kiingereza cha ovyo...haha! watz washamba kwel kwel
Diamond Platnumz poor English shocks the nation — Blizz Uganda[/QUOTE]
mbona unahama kwenye mada.....hovyo kabisa

 

[Jay456watt]

kama vile mnavyozumgumza Kiingereza cha ovyo...haha! watz washamba kwel kwel
Diamond Platnumz poor English shocks the nation — Blizz Uganda

mbona unahama kwenye mada.....hovyo kabisa[/QUOTE]
mada ipi? nadhani tunaongelea mambo ya Lugha.....ila nakuelewa najua akili yako imejaa uji, kamasi na kinyesi...typical tanzanian idiot...ona mwenzako hapa😀😀😀😀😀😛😛😛😛

 

[nyocksie]

Tatizo kwa wanadamu wote ndiko hili, kila mmoja hujaona bora dhidi ya mwingine. Watanzania sio tu huwaona wakenya kuwa si bora tu, bali wezi, wachafu, si waaminifu, hawana upendo na ni wanafiki. Ni mitazamo tu ya watu, inaweza isiwe na ukweli wowote.

Ila la ukweli hapa, Tz na Kenya wote wababe na kila mmoja anajiona ana uwezo wa kutawala mwenzake, hii kasumba hadi ikoje ndo utengamano ufike. Hata siku moja msijidanganye kwamba Tanzania itakuwa kanchi ka kumsikiliza Kenya kwa lolote lile, wenyewe tunaamini,Tanzania ina watu wenye akili, hekima na utashi mkubwa na maono ya hali ya juu, watawala, Golden people. Ninyi ni wafanyakazi, mmejaaliwa kanguvu na bidii, PLATO.

Wakenya ni wezi. Hata professor P.L.O Lumumba alithibitisha hilo. Is something that they need to change from. And they're too proud and too cocky.

 

[365]

Mwafrika kuongea English au french ni ushamba,

 

[Jay456watt]

Wakenya ni wezi. Hata professor P.L.O Lumumba alithibitisha hilo. Is something that they need to change from. And they're too proud and too cocky.

pride comes with inferiority...tunakua na pride kani tuko juu yenu...

 

[Jay456watt]

Mwafrika kuongea English au french ni ushamba,

nakubaliana nawe sana....ona hapa😀😀😛😛
9 Tweets Mocking Singer Diamond Platnumz For His Poor English
ushamba wa mwenzenu huo

 

[The Hurricane]

Tunakitumia kwasababu tulifundishwa hivyo shuleni....frankly, it was shoved down our throats...hehe....ofcourse i dont speak for all Kenyans...but most of them...punguza povu lakini usije ukatenda dhambi leo Jumapili...mimi nawaeleza ukweli ulivyo...hakuna anayedhamini Kiswahili huku

huko wapi??

 

[Humble African]

is that anything to be proud of? hehe..try something else...when and if you pass Kenya then we will stop seeing you as inferiors...for now, let us continue doing what we do best...

Yeaah! Keep doing what you always do best...! Tribalism, terrorism and sluming in the slums.

Leave our noble and reputable kiswahili alone.

 

[Jay456watt]

Yeaah! Keep doing what you always do best...! Tribalism, terrorism and sluming in the slums.

Leave our noble and reputable kiswahili alone.

we will...while you continue with witchcraft, speaking broken English like Diamond and eating pilau with albino soup...😀😀😀najua unamwaga mate ukiskia albino soup...

 

[Kyodowe]

Ploe pole mutafika. Hata mbuyu ulianza kama mchicha

Is this supposed to be a surprise? For many decades, Swahili has always been a unifying factor in Kenya...not just now....so is English...although 'Kiswahili Sanifu' is a challenge for many Kenyans except the ones from the coast (wapwani), it brings Kenyans together. many Kenyans prefer to speak English or Sheng' though and not Kiswahili Sanifu kama tz...ni lugha ya kishamba huku

 

[Askari Kanzu]

... many Kenyans prefer to speak English or Sheng' though and not Kiswahili Sanifu kama tz...ni lugha ya kishamba huku

Ni waafrica washamba tu ndio bado wanashadadia lugha ya kizungu hadi leo. Kiingereza ni lugha tu ya mawasiliano, lakini washamba wanadhani ni lugha ya wasomi.