Makonda is a charismatic leader. He will forever be unstoppable and beyond compare

[Pantosha]

Makonda is an active comedian. He doesn't poses leadership skills. Kwanza hana shule yoyote. Alifoji vyeti and surprisingly jpm akaonea webgine yeye akamuacha. Ndo mana tunasema tunasema jpm hakuwa na nia ya vyeti feki bali kuwakomoa mahasimu wake na kutafuta cheap popularity qs how most dictators do

Wewe mwenye shule uko wapi? Maprofesa wanadai wameokotwa jalalani?? Kwa hiyo na wewe ulikuwa hasimu wa JPM? We funza tu

 

[deblabant]

Wewe mwenye shule uko wapi? Maprofesa wanadai wameokotwa jalalani?? Kwa hiyo na wewe ulikuwa hasimu wa JPM? We funza tu

Jpm hakustahili kuwa rais basi tu nchi iliparaganyika kwa ugomvi wa lowasa na membe. Ndo mana kafa fasta mana uweso wake ulikuwa mdogo. Survival of the fittest. He was not fit to survive

 

[Makonde plateu]

Ilikuwa

Kuchoma nyama ni siku ya kilele tu kuadhimisha siku ya wanawake ila wiki imekuwa na mambo kedekede. Hujui kuwa Mwakubusi na team yake wapo Arusha?

Na ulazima kuchoma nyama? Hiyo pesa si wangeenda kujenga vyoo shule ya msingi sombetini?

 

[Pantosha]

Jpm hakustahili kuwa rais basi tu nchi iliparaganyika kwa ugomvi wa lowasa na membe. Ndo mana kafa fasta mana uweso wake ulikuwa mdogo. Survival of the fittest. He was not fit to survive

Sawa, wewe Mungu

 

[Pantosha]

Ilikuwa
Na ulazima kuchoma nyama? Hiyo pesa si wangeenda kujenga vyoo shule ya msingi sombetini?

So wewe mkulima kajitolea ng’ombe ili tusherehekee wewe unataka tukajenge choo?

 

[residentura]

Makonda ameifanya Arusha kuchangamka mno. Dar Es Salaam tume miss miubunifu yake.

Watu wanabaki wanajiuliza, anawezaje Huyu Bwana? Ukweli ni kwamba, Makonda anajielewa sana + na watu wanamkubali sana.

Ni vitu vingi kafanya Arusha afu watu wanabaki wanajiuliza kaweza je huyu bwana?

Siyo pesa yake
Siyo serikali
Ni pesa ya wananchi wanaohitolea kukiwasha mkoani kwao.

Mkoani kwangu sijui hata yupo nani, can you imagine?

Pole sana kwa kudanganyika kwa "chips yai" kiasi cha kutoa mzigo.
Jitahidi watoto wako wasiwe na tamaa ya vitu vidogo vidogo kama wewe ili wasije kupewa mimba na kufanywa mashoga kwa nyama choma.

 

[residentura]

So wewe mkulima kajitolea ng’ombe ili tusherehekee wewe unataka tukajenge choo?

Mkulima gani amejitolea ng'ombe wewe!!?
Watu wametishwa unasema wamejitolea!
Ngoja tuweke ushahidi wazi.

 

[Laki Si Pesa]

Makonda is an active comedian. He doesn't poses leadership skills. Kwanza hana shule yoyote. Alifoji vyeti and surprisingly jpm akaonea webgine yeye akamuacha. Ndo mana tunasema tunasema jpm hakuwa na nia ya vyeti feki bali kuwakomoa mahasimu wake na kutafuta cheap popularity qs how most dictators do

Ok, hebu tutajie hao viongozi wasomi wenye leadership skill hapa tanzania

 

[deblabant]

Ok, hebu tutajie hao viongozi wasomi wenye leadership skill hapa tanzania

Ok, hebu tutajie hao viongozi wasomi wenye leadership skill hapa tanzania

Samia being nimber one. Surely Samia is a good leader. Hakuna kupita bila kupingwa tena. Democracy ipo. Kwa jom democracy ilikuwa ni uhaini. Aliogopa wapinzani kama ukoma

 

[Makonde plateu]

Wajinga nyie

So wewe mkulima kajitolea ng’ombe ili tusherehekee wewe unataka tukajenge choo?

Mlaaniwe ccm

 

[TIMING]

Kula nyama ndio ubunifu?Wewe ni zwazwa kabisa.

Wivu wa kishoga

 

[Father of All]

Makonda ameifanya Arusha kuchangamka mno. Dar Es Salaam tume miss miubunifu yake.

Watu wanabaki wanajiuliza, anawezaje Huyu Bwana? Ukweli ni kwamba, Makonda anajielewa sana + na watu wanamkubali sana.

Ni vitu vingi kafanya Arusha afu watu wanabaki wanajiuliza kaweza je huyu bwana?

Siyo pesa yake
Siyo serikali
Ni pesa ya wananchi wanaohitolea kukiwasha mkoani kwao.

Mkoani kwangu sijui hata yupo nani, can you imagine?

Makonda is useless as long as he is chawa like Kafulia and others. He won't go anywhere. Greed is his tool and ignorance and arrogance are his weapons. Lies as well are his lifeline.

 

[nicholasmari]

Makonda ameifanya Arusha kuchangamka mno. Dar Es Salaam tume miss miubunifu yake.

Watu wanabaki wanajiuliza, anawezaje Huyu Bwana? Ukweli ni kwamba, Makonda anajielewa sana + na watu wanamkubali sana.

Ni vitu vingi kafanya Arusha afu watu wanabaki wanajiuliza kaweza je huyu bwana?

Siyo pesa yake
Siyo serikali
Ni pesa ya wananchi wanaohitolea kukiwasha mkoani kwao.

Mkoani kwangu sijui hata yupo nani, can you imagine?

Ndio maana wazungu wanatudharau

 

[Baba Swalehe]

Sharishmatishi my ashi

 

[Laki Si Pesa]

Makonda is useless as long as he is chawa like Kafulia and others. He won't go anywhere. Greed is his tool and ignorance and arrogance are his weapons. Lies as well are his lifeline.

Sawa Gambo, lakini Makonda ndio mbunge wetu ajae wa Arusha, hakuna wa kushindana nae

 

[imhotep]

DAB ni tapeli, apuuzwe!!!!!

a leader of hooligans

Naunga mkono hoja.

 

[Laki Si Pesa]

Ndio maana wazungu wanatudharau

Wazungu wenyewe wehu tu, tuko nao hapa arusha wanavuta bangi hatari

 

[Father of All]

Sawa Gambo, lakini Makonda ndio mbunge wetu ajae wa Arusha, hakuna wa kushindana nae

Mnamdanganya kumlia vhyake. Kigamboni ilikuwa hivyo. Kumbuka mwanangu.

 

[Pantosha]

Wazungu wenyewe wehu tu, tuko nao hapa arusha wanavuta bangi hatari

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Twilumba]

Makonda ameifanya Arusha kuchangamka mno. Dar Es Salaam tume miss miubunifu yake.

Watu wanabaki wanajiuliza, anawezaje Huyu Bwana? Ukweli ni kwamba, Makonda anajielewa sana + na watu wanamkubali sana.

Ni vitu vingi kafanya Arusha afu watu wanabaki wanajiuliza kaweza je huyu bwana?

Siyo pesa yake
Siyo serikali
Ni pesa ya wananchi wanaohitolea kukiwasha mkoani kwao.

Mkoani kwangu sijui hata yupo nani, can you imagine?

I love Arusha