Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

Next Level · Jan 20, 2011

...Mchawi mpe mtoto akulelee....!

lonesome · Jan 20, 2011

Ukijamba kwa hasira utajinyea.
Ukikilazimisha kukohoa utatapika.
Mficha uchi hazai.
Ole wake afuataye nyayo za simba
mchamba wima hatakati.
Nipe sumu yangu ninywe nikafie mbele
mkulu kumwao
kiatu cha kushoto hakivaliwi kulia

Darlingtone · Jan 21, 2011

Ukinuna uwe na sababu za msingi

Washawasha · Jan 21, 2011

silaha pesa kisu hatari,uzuri wa nyumba choo,choo chenyewe kicjae,dege la jeshi ktuo popote,stahamili japo unaumia,utamu wa pipi ni mate yako mwenyewe

JODY BYABATO · Jan 21, 2011

kambi popote

Dreamliner · Jan 21, 2011

Utoto RAHA!

nyantella · Jan 24, 2011

Mnyamahodzo said:
Nimekuwa napenda sana kusoma misemo mbali mbali katika magari hasa mabasi ya abiria na yale ya mizigo.
Ndipo nilipoamua kuwauliza madereva, nani anayetaka maneno hayo yaandikwe? Majibu yao ni kuwa, wapo matajiri wanataka semi hizo ziandikwe, wakati mwingine ni madereva wenyewe huwa ndiyo wanaandika. Ila semi wanazoandika madereva ni zile zinazokuwa katika bomba au ngao (nyuma chini).

Semi hizi zinabea maana kubwa sana ikiwa ni zaidi ya kufurahisha kwa wakati wake. Mfano,
Ukicheka na nyani utakula mabua.
Hata ukioga, mjini huendi.
Ulifikiri kumwambia baba yako HALLO kwenye simu ndiyo heshima?
Akikua ataacha!
Hata kwetu wapo.
Wanga sasa basi, ukimwi unatosha.
Mimba mnatoa, Ukimwi je ?
Jino moja mswaki wa nini?
Swali kabla hujaswaliwa.
Dume kwenye mfuko wa nyuma?
Usivue viatu kuna mbigiri.
Changanya na zako!!!
Unga robo, usicheze mbali.
Butua uwakomboe wenzako.
Si ulisema tamu, unalia nini?

Naomba utushirikishe semi ulizowahi au unazozisoma toka katika magari hayo.

Ukimuna mbwa juu ya mti, jua amewekwa!

Baba Mtu · Jan 24, 2011

1. Supprise is better than promise!!
2. Usiulize imetoka wapi!
3. Raha ya kucheka uwe na meno
4. Raha ya dafu ukatiwe kisha uchokonolewe!

Katavi · Jan 25, 2011

Uzuri Pesa, Ndevu urembo!

Katavi · Feb 1, 2011

Yatima hachagui mlezi!!
Gunia tupu halisimami!!

The Boss · Feb 1, 2011

cheza na mshahara
usicheza na kazi

fundiaminy · Feb 1, 2011

Kushinda washinde CHELSEA wakishinda ARSENAL refa kahongwa!

Baba Mtu · Feb 1, 2011

1. chuki zenu ni neema kwangu
2. haina fagio
3. 1+1=5
4. mkulu halongwa

Katavi · Feb 1, 2011

fundiaminy said:
Kushinda washinde CHELSEA wakishinda ARSENAL refa kahongwa!

Ahahahaaaaaaah hapo kwenye ARSENAL wangeweka MAN U.

Roulette · Feb 4, 2011

fundiaminy said:
Kushinda washinde CHELSEA wakishinda ARSENAL refa kahongwa!

Kwa maana nyingine: Kunya anye kuku, akinya bata anaambiwa kahara!

Tricker · Feb 7, 2011

1.Haiumizi ndo umbile lake
2.usichezee kazi chezea mshahara
3.Nyuki hakumbatiwi
4.Ubaya wa kazi ukiwa nayo
5.Hata ukibanwa nauli utalipa

kagosha · Feb 7, 2011

wakati fulani nilikuwa tabora nikaliona basi moja linatoka urambo limeandikwa "shahidi vumbi"

Kilembwe · Feb 7, 2011

Waendesha boda boda nao wanavituko cheki nimeiona wiki hii " KULA KIPANDE, UONE MCHARUKO WA BOSI"

myao wa tunduru · Feb 8, 2011

ukiona kimya ujue bado....

kitalolo · Feb 8, 2011

Wallet said:
Nimeona leo kwenye daladala. Eti POPOTE ULAYA. TATIZO HELA

kweli ndio maana rostitamu anakaa tanzania wakati wabongo wanataka kukimbilia ulaya

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