Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

Kama kuoga ni usafi kwa nini taulo lichafuke?

Kunyata anyate Kinyonga, kicheche akinyata mwizi wa kuku.

ukishikwa shikamana

Jiko la mchina halichomi nyama!!

TUMETUMWA HELa

kwa mwizi kaingia jambazi

Muttaa

Usije mjini

Kunya anye kuku, akinya bata... kaharisha..

Zaburi 23

Nyingine kule KIGOMA
No woman no Cry
Ikirudi pancha
Zafanana welawela
You can fool people some time
Akililia wembe mpe kisu
Mtachonga sana
Kutesa kwa zamu

Shida Mda sister

Joste said:

Shida Mda sister

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Ikiuma, sema

Nimelala, nikiamka itakula kwako

Masikini haishiwi ndoto..

kuna msemo mmoja naupinga kidogo...''Maskni hafilisiki''......mimi nasema nasema masikini anafirisika na kuwa fukara..

Kumchinja Kobe yataka timing,
Utaishia kunawa,
Usiidharau kazi yangu yakwako hainisaidii,
Aibu yako ni yangu, lakini hii....!!!!

MuviluMtwa Bogolo Ndaa!

1.Mchana inzi usiku mbu
2.Wanga wafe
3.Kaseme tena
4.Kudua na kugosha chedi nini?
5.Na kwetu wako
6.Mume hashindwi

usipongeze wakati roho inauma.

silaha za kivita hutengenezwa wakati wa amani

miss Manyara

...elimu kwanza

....utaisoma

....how am I driving?

...if you can read this you are too close

...wide load/vrag cargo

...asha ngedere

...Joni Sinna

...mwanamalundi

...twanga kotekote

...dege la jeshi

...ikiuma sema

...cheza na mke wangu usicheze na kazi yangu.

...mke nitakuazima,gari sitakuazima

...chaja ya kobe

...ya karim

...umebipu? Sasa unapigiwa.

...mteja ni ****

...imetoka hiyo..ikirudi pancha.

...punguza shida

...waweja kulumba

...kumbe chipsi ni viazi...

...usikanyage hapa

...a.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.a

...wrong number

...pesa mbele kama mimba.

...hiloooooooo! Nimelipita

Kazaliwa Makka(S.A.W)