Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

[figganigga]

niosheni jamani!

 

[Katavi]

Heshimu kitengo ujenge shavu.

 

[Mtambuzi]

Usichechezee kazi chezea Mshahara

 

[king'amuzi]

mwanaume ndevu

Unatoa macho ya nini ndiyo mimi

 

[pomo]

kama vipi mpotezee
sitaki, nataka

 

[Kilembwe]

mchezo wa BATA KUKU hauwezi

 

[mbweta]

Tuma Mpesa nkutumie tigo pesa.

 

[Laiser]

1. Nyuki hakumbatiwi.
2. Usinifuate Hata mimi sijui njia
3. Kalamba dume mchezo ukaisha.
4. Hakuna mwanaume tasa, tatizo ni kulenga tu.
5. Chizi kaoa
6. Mpira anao mamba, wapambe wataucheza?
7. Gusa uone
8. usilishangae baba yako analo
9. Hapa nakuachia ushuhuda tu
10. Utabaki ukisoma namba
11. Kwa nini unanifuata?
12. Chizi kakabidhiwa rungu katikati ya soko.

 

[ChaterMaster]

nimeipenda sana namba 1,

1 Kama shida ingekuwa sumu tungekufa wengi

Kobe naye anaonewa sana ona sasa

2. kobe hapimwi homa
3..kuchinja kobe kunataka timing

Bado ya nne..

4.Ukimtoa gamba kobe umemuua



""THE ONLY ABSOLUTE TRUTH IS THAT THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTE TRUTHS" "

 

[ChaterMaster]

ukiona cheupe ,cheusi kipo!


"THE ONLY ABSOLUTE TRUTH IS THAT THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTE TRUTHS"

 

[ChaterMaster]

Kikwete Mzuri

duh!!! nafikiri hii ya kuchakachua

 

[LiverpoolFC]

Mmmmmhh!! Misemo mingine jamani! "Ukitaka kujua mbio ya Kinyonga,Choma kichaka"

 

[ChaterMaster]

wakati fulani nilikuwa tabora nikaliona basi moja linatoka urambo limeandikwa "shahidi vumbi"

kali hii!!

 

[uporoto01]

Umepiga honi ushaniona amua.

 

[Ad Hoc]

jicho halina breki

 

[B'REAL]

yatimaaa adekiiiii....
kirukee cha ibweeeeeeee....
twesivukaaa mpakaa kimanyike....

 

[by default]

Ujinga ni wakati wa kwenda tu!

 

[Muuza Sura]

1 + 1 hauhitaji calculator

 

[kadoda11]

kuna huu ktk daladala nyingi za wapemba unaenda kwa "kun faya kun"

 

[Inanambo]

Raha ya KIMIN mguu. Ole Wao Wafuatao Nyayo za Simba. Ikororo Lyiseka Isaa? Hata Bibi alikuwa Msichana.