Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

[mgodi]

Wimbo wa Taifa haupigwi Disco.

 

[Mdudu Wa Masala]

Afadhali kulala njaa kuliko kuamka na madeni.

 

[GEOMO]

utakula ulikopeleka mboga

 

[aspen]

Mwache aje anye

 

[The dirt paka]

Ha! Haa!
Umia ujae.
Jino moja mswaki wa nini?

 

[NAMBUA]

ninafurahishwa na misemo inayaoandikwa katika magari hususani daladala.

1. Silaha pesa bastola mzigo
2. Hata uoge mjini huendi
3. Chezea mshahara usichezee kazi
4. Hata manyunyu ni mvua

endeleza hapo.

usiteme bg kwa karanga za kuonja- gongolamboto-kivukoni

 

[Lord K]

nishajiju, una lingine?

 

[Lord K]

mapenzi hayana chuo

 

[Lord K]

msiba hauna kadi

 

[issabela]

Dah huyo anautan katk kazi

 

[Fatma Hassan]

usichezee kazi chezea mshahara

tupendane japo kinafki

chapa ilale

 

[Fatma Hassan]

mungu hachagui wa kumpa

utamu wa kazi pesa

 

[eonard]

5. Kama unapenda pesa kafunge ndoa na bank

 

[SURUMA]

msiba hauna kadi

(I) Kujuana isiwe sababu.

(Ii) Kama wote mpandao ni ataff basi tufunge biashara!

 

[Shine]

Iga ufe 🙂 Vingunguti - Kawe

 

[Katavi]

Toroka uje mjini.

 

[sister]

kona ndani kuna viti?

kwani hawa waliopo wamekaa chini?

hahhaah.....mwingine alisema viti vipo lakini vimekaliwa.

 

[sister]

Abiria anaita: Konda! Konda!
Konda akajibu: sijakonda ndio nilivyo

Mara yule abiria akaamua kusema: shusha kongo!
Konda akamjibu: passport unayo?

kwi kwi mwingine alimwambia konda shusha , konda akamwambia njoo ushuke mwenyewe.

 

[Billie]

Kumbe...

Umeguswa nin?

 

[Billie]

Mkisinzia tunawasachi.

Mmm hili nisingepanda ujumbe unaharibu GOODWILL ya bus