Mossad delivers 100,000 coronavirus test kits to Israel overnight

[Drone Camera]

Badili hiyo heading ww. Au unataka uzi wako wadau wautembelee sana

 

[Gibborim]

Heading ibadilishwe tafadhali

Kwani TISS yetu hawawezi kufanya hivi mkuu ?

 

[digba sowey]

Na huo ndo ukweli,maana wapinzani ni wapuuzi sana,na wako radhi hii nchi RAIA wote wakufe

Huku upinzani ndio adui yao namba moja!

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[TUJITEGEMEE]

TISS wa humu utawajua tu

Ha ha ha haaa! Hii kali.

 

[Gibborim]

Akikujibu ya Bungeni plz ni tag

Mkuu Pascal Mayalla tunasubiri majibu

 

[Rasterman]

Badili hiyo heading ww... Au unataka uzi wako wadau wautembelee sana

Hakuna haja ya kubadili Mossad wamefaya kwa vitendo kuna kosa gani kuhimizi na TISS wafanye jambo zuri kama hili la wenzao??

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Duh...!. Tiss wetu watakuwa wako busy kudukua simu za watu na kufuatilia mitandaoni nani ka comment nini kuhusu Corona!.

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Hivi ndio waliishauri benk kuu itoe tamko kuwa note za tz hazishiki virus?

 

[Drone Camera]

Hakuna haja ya kubadili Mossad wamefaya kwa vitendo kuna kosa gani kuhimizi na TISS wafanye jambo zuri kama hili la wenzao??

Ni vizuri lakini je wewe unapenda kusoma habari yenye kichwa cha habari tofauti na yaliyomo?

 

[Ndama dume]

Mwingine yupo hapa anachoma mahindi na kuuza kahawa na mkoti mkubwa, wajanja wa nkuninkana tulishamjua vizuri

 

[Gibborim]

Ni vizuri lakini je wewe unapenda kusoma habari yenye kichwa cha habari tofauti na yaliyomo?

Satire is part of literature, so brace yourself.

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Kimeandikwa na Mpinazani hawana habari nacho.

Tena Chadema. Wameshasema wapinzani ni kama korona

 

[Pascal Mayalla]

Wewe washawahi kukudukua mkuu Pascal ?
Hebu leo tumegee bungeni uliambiwa nini ?

No one can tell nani anadukuliwa na nani hadukuliwi, when they have reasons kukudukuwa, unadukuliwa, mimi hata nikidukuliwa hawapati kitu kwasababu mimi ni Mzalendo wa kweli wa taifa hili
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[TUJITEGEMEE]

Kwani TISS yetu hawawezi kufanya hivi mkuu ?

Hujaelewa wewe akili ndogo. Uandishi wa namna hii unalenga kuiamsha tasisi yetu nyeti iamke ktk usingizi wake. Hakuna kosa hapo.

Kwa mujibu wa motto isiyo rasmi ya Mkuu, Paskalli Mayalla, inasema "...kuleta habari yoyote iwe tetesi ama ya ukweli na kudhibitika hapa JF ni kufanikisha ile dhana ya privilege ama haki ya mwana JF kuwa the First to Know...". Sasa kama taarifa inayodokezwa inapokuja kuwa kinyume na dokezo...basi hiyo inaharibu maana nzima ya "...be the First to Know..." na kuwa be the first to be confused and agitated...". Na hii si privilege tena bali problem.

 

[Gibborim]

Kwa mujibu wa motoo isiyo rasmi ya Mkuu, Mayalla, inasema "...kuleta habari yoyote iwe tetesi ama ya ukweli na kudhibitika hapa JF ni kufanikisha ile dhana ya privilege ama haki ya mwana JF kuwa the First to Know...". Sasa kama taarifa inayodokezwa inapokuja kuwa kinyume na dokezo...basi hiyo inaharibu maana nzima ya "...be the First to Know..." na kuwa be the first to be confused and agitated...". Na hii si privilege tena bali problem.

Nietzsche wrote "God is dead and i went to his funeral" It bothers me when people can't fathom simple principles of literature.

 

[Drone Camera]

Satire is part of literature, so brace yourself.

That's an absurd thing to say!!!

 

[Gibborim]

No one can tell nani anadukuliwa na nani hadukuliwi, when they have reasons kukudukuwa, unadukuliwa, mimi hata nikidukuliwa hawapati kitu kwasababu mimi ni Mzalendo wa kweli wa taifa hili
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Sasa kama kweli wewe ni mzalendo mbona unaogopa kutuuma sikio hata kidogo kuhusu kikao chako na Mh Ndugai ?

 

[Elungata]

Yaani taifa teule halina kiwanda Cha testing kits mpaka wanatumia mossad kwenda kuingiza kimagendo....

 

[TUJITEGEMEE]

Nietzsche wrote "God is dead and i went to his funeral" It bothers me when people can't fathom simple principles of literature.

Hakuna cha literature hapo....!!! Kwani huu ni ukumbi wa Lugha!?(yaani jukwaa la lugha)?. Uzi umewekwa kwenye jukwaa la kupashana habari na si vinginevyo. Kukiri udhaifu ni hatua moja kuimarika na kuwa madhubuti. Leta hoja nyingine.

 

[Del a boss]

Eagles wa hapa ni ubishoo mwingi na kutembea na moto kiunoni muda woote

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[Gibborim]

That's an absurd thing to say!!!

What's absurd ?And who are you to decide what's absurd and what's not ?