Msimsimange, mie nampenda hivyo hivyo

[KING MIDAS]

Huyo mpeleke Car wash... unaongea na wale vijana unawakatia kama buku tano hivi. Wanamfumulia yale maji kama wanaosha malori ya kubeba taka. Hii nakusaidia ili mambo yasijezidi kuwa mabaya ukajikuta unalazimika kuingia gharama kubwa kuita Fire Brigade ...

Wajanja tushakuelewa lakini... hapa lazima unazungumzia kitimoto... Pamoja na mambo yake yote yale bado anabakia kuwa mboga tamu kuliko zote duniani na kwenye mabaa... shahidi yangu Kasie Mahaba Matata

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Wee mzee muhuni sana, duh

 

[KING MIDAS]

Mnazeeka vibaya

Hivi vibabu ni vihuni sana, humu jamvini vimeligeuza kuwa jamvi la wageni

 

[KING MIDAS]

Naona mnajiongezea point tatu kwa buji

Bujibuji mwenyewe kicheche

 

[Jalema]

Kama hanuki vibaya hamna shida

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mnazeeka vibaya

Tumeokoka na tunakomunika kitimoto na Faru John

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Kama hanuki vibaya hamna shida

Hanuki, Tukuyu safiiiiii

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Bujibuji mwenyewe kicheche

Kweli?

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Tulia wewe babu hata nguvu za kusugua unazo?

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Nitamwazima gegedo

 

[Behaviourist]

Ana chura?

 

[Behaviourist]

Na wewe unaosha Tukuyu tu?

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[Sax]

Fursa hapa naona biashara kuogesha inahitajika.
Tangazo, Tangazo,Tangazo
White ice enterprises ltd,wanayofuraha kubwa kukujulisha kuwa wanatoa huduma ya kuogesha(private body wash) katika vipengele vifuatavyo;
-jumla na,
-rejareja.
Hatutahusika na yafuatayo;
-Kugusa tukuyu LA mteja,
-kuporomoka kwa mwili.

Miiko ya kazi
-tunato huduma kwa haraka na hakika
-hatutaki mazoea nje ya kazi.

Karibu

 

[Khantwe]

Nitamwazima gegedo

Tatizo sio mgegedo, pumzi

 

[KING MIDAS]

Ana chura?

Nyie vizee vihuni nimewapandishieni uzi wenu

 

[Asprin]

Tumeokoka na tunakomunika kitimoto na Faru John

Anataka kutupima naona

 

[Asprin]

Tulia wewe babu hata nguvu za kusugua unazo?

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Sina ila ntapambana kiume

 

[Asprin]

C
Wee mzee muhuni sana, duh

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mi mwenyewe kitu nisichopenda ni kuoga.

Jicho moyo wewe

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

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Dada ana tukunyema la hatari

 

[Kasiano Muyenzi]

Msamiati mpya kwangu ni huu "tukuyu" hii ni nn?

 

[Ushimen]

Sikai Ekitali, ebu fanya ukuje uyathibitishe haya maneno ya huyu mzee..[emoji23][emoji23]