Nukuu toka kwa Rais Magufuli (QUOTES)

[24hrs]

udom ina uwezo wa kubeba wanafunzi 40000+ na udsm 24000+ na bado tcu wanadahili wanafunzi 30000+ sasa hiv vi chuo vingine si bora vifutwe naomba wazir na tcu waliangalie hili sijuh mnaviita st nin.... na venyew vinataka wanafunzi wapate hela

 

[TzPride]

"watu watalimia meno..."

 

[Hyungnim]

Kuna mtu nimeambiwa hapa Zanzibar anazuia watu kutumia kisima,huyo dawa yake mnamtumbukiza kisimani akitoka atakuwa ametosheka maji.

 

[Benjamini Netanyahu]

Serikali ya viwanda

 

[comrade igwe]

SERIKALI HAITAWEZA KUWASAIDIA WAHANGA WA BUKOBA .UKIMWI KWENU MATETEMEKO KWENU HADI KUNA SEHEMU INATWA .....KWENU.


SWISSME

ngono + Katerero ni vijiji imara sana katika kilimo cha ndizi

 

[jimmyfoxxgongo]

Naomba mniamini nina nia ya dhati sitawaangusha

 

[Hyungnim]

Mwandishi: Nje na siasa, kitu gani kingine unapendelea?
Rais: Unataka nikwambie nakupenda wewe?

 

[kababaa1]

"Waziri wa maji nitakayemchagua asiposhughulikia maji atakwenda na maji"

 

[chidayo]

"Msinidrive"

 

[GUI]

Teh teh nouma sanaa bora na quote za mugabe

Za Mugabe zote zaa akiri kubwa

 

[NAFIKIRE]

"Msemakweli ni mpenzi wa Mungu"

 

[mdukuzi]

wanafunzi wa udom ni villaza ila kuna wanasiasa wanawatetea sijui na wenyewe ni mafeliaz

 

[GUI]

Kuna mtu nimeambiwa hapa Zanzibar anazuia watu kutumia kisima,huyo dawa yake mnamtumbukiza kisimani akitoka atakuwa ametosheka maji.

Hahaaaa very interesting

 

[Papa1]

1. Kwani tetemeko lilitetemesha na kuvuruga migomba mpaka mseme mnanjaa?
2. Tetemeko likatetemeshe wafungwa wajenge gereza lao!

 

[gbefa]

Wanaoishi kama malaika wataishi kama mashetani

 

[gbefa]

Nasikia chuo cha usafirishaji Nit kilichomtoa dereva wangu eti siku hizi kinatoa degree

 

[Zero Hours]

Hata italy haijengei wahanga wa tetemeko

 

[Gormahia]

On behalf of my self and the people of Tanzania, our deepest sympathies go out to the people of Cuba on the death of Fidel Castro!!!

 

[Moi Dinya]

Waliobia serikali tukiwatumbua hadharani eti Ooh sio Haki, Kwani wao walikuwa wana Haki ya kuwaibia watanzania.

 

[Moi Dinya]

"Nafahamu fika kuna Watu wametumwa kuichafua serikali, na wanalipwa pesa ndogo na nawajua "