Nukuu toka kwa Rais Magufuli (QUOTES)

[Mwanamageuko]

Siambiwi...

 

[usser]

Kard unavozd kupanua
Ndo wazd kutaman

 

[Tindo]

"KATA" Tena maneno yenyewe ni mawili tu KA na TA"

 

[lukesam]

Mimi sisomeshi wazazi!

 

[Mwanamageuko]

Mtu Afungwe, Halafu Anunuliwe Chakula? Nimechoka, Nataka Wafungwa Wakalime

 

[mtafiti05]

Kagera; Ukimwi nyinyi, mna kijiji kinaitwa katerelo, na mto ngono, serikali haina shamba! Kufa kufaana!

 

[Mwanamageuko]

Ndani ya Utawala Wangu, Hakuna Atakayepewa Mimba na Kuruhusiwa Kurudi Shule

 

[kluger]

"Kazi hii ni ngumu kweli kweli, Mniombee........"

 

[Fabolous]

You look young than me! (Profesa Osoro)

 

[herzegovina]

"Fyatueni watoto, watasoma buleee, hiyo ndiyo kazi yenu wananchi wa Dar es salaam"

 

[Nimkimbilie nani]

Nilisema tetetemeko ntaliletaaaaaa...hehehe

Hahahaha

 

[454]

"Kuna watu walizoea kusafiri nje Mara nyingi kuliko hata kwenda kusalimia nyumbani kwao " hii alisema bungeni nakumbuka JK alijsikia mnyonge sana siku ile.

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[swissme]

Jamaa anajitumbua kwa kauli zake



Swissme

 

[God iz bae]

"Waziri wa maji nitakayemchagua asiposhughulikia maji atakwenda na maji"

Hii ckuwsh ickia[emoji3][emoji3]

 

[Mchimba Chumvi]

Utakuta mabaya yake mnayaweka "fent ford"

 

[toroka uje mjini]

Mimi huwa SIJARIBIWI

Hapa alfunika kabxaaa
UKAWA WAKAWA WAKAWAIDA[emoji23][emoji16]

 

[tikatika]

Serikali awamu ya tano sio ya kuchezewa!! Hawa aauwaji hapa kibiti tutawaonyesha na wameanza kukiona .

Kesho yake tu wakaua askari wetu!! So sad!!

 

[fakhbros]

Nimesema Fyatueni Tanzania ya viwanda inahitaji watu..

 

[fakhbros]

Nimesikia mna MTO unaitwa Ngono, na gulio linaitwa Katelero

 

[Nimkimbilie nani]

Utakuta mabaya yake mnayaweka "fent ford"

Hivi hapa alimaanisha nini?