‘To Yeye’ popote ulipo tambua unatembea na nusu ya moyo wangu

[The Knowledge Seeker]

Mwamaume akajiita Embe bichi si bora angejiita mshamba_hachekwi

 

[To yeye]

Mwamaume akajiita Embe bichi si bora angejiita mshamba_hachekwi

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴 mi simo

 

[Msanii]

Amna ni siri yangu.

Kwamba una mashaka na mimi halafu ni siri yako.🤪

Bongo sihami🤣

 

[The Knowledge Seeker]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴 mi simo

Ndio utueleze wewe na yeye mkojemkoje maana ID zinatuchanganya

 

[To yeye]

Ndio utueleze wewe na yeye mkojemkoje maana ID zinatuchanganya

Kivipi tena mkuu?

 

[The Knowledge Seeker]

Kivipi tena mkuu?

Jina lake linaendana na jinsia yake

 

[To yeye]

Jina lake linaendana na jinsia yake

🤣🤣🤣🤣 kumbe....mi sikufikiria yote hayo mkuu

 

[The Knowledge Seeker]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 kumbe....mi sikufikiria yote hayo mkuu

Chakuambiwa

 

[To yeye]

Chakuambiwa

Ngoja nichanganye na zangu mkuu😃

 

[The Knowledge Seeker]

Ngoja nichanganye na zangu mkuu😃

Ukishindwa niambie

 

[Kasiano Muyenzi]

Mwamaume akajiita Embe bichi si bora angejiita mshamba_hachekwi

Ajiite tu Fresh Mango itakuwa poa.

 

[HSE Officer]

Ukipenda boga upende na uwa lake, Upo tayari au hukujipanga kwa hilo?

Maana baadhi ya njemba za JF mnakuwaga na Genye M'bwatuko kiasi cha kupenda ID

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[Ushimen]

Oya! Huyo mtu ni mkewangu! Kua na heshima!

Mbona minajua ni Me...☹️

 

[Sir Bulbul]

Pasipo kujali umri wako,
Una watoto wangapi,
Kuna watangulizi wangapi,
Una komwe,
Nakuhakikishia, unatembea na nusu ya moyo wangu, fanya hima nipate ukombozi[emoji257][emoji519][emoji174]

Hivi wewe utaacha lini kukosea watu adabu, hujui kama hiyo ni mke wa mtu, au nimwambue mumewe aje akupige pipe Ndio utaelewa? Kuwa na heshima

 

[Sir Bulbul]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]Hii dunia ya ajabu sana.....ngoja niongeze watoto nifunge uzazi mie....mapenzi yanaboa

Njoo uchukue mmoja hapa uliweka order unataka binti wa kimanga

 

[To yeye]

Njoo uchukue mmoja hapa uliweka order unataka binti wa kimanga

Wale chaguo lako umepata tayari?

 

[Sir Bulbul]

Wale chaguo lako umepata tayari?

Mimi nasambaza upendo tu sioni shida kukojolea pazuri kama kwako, kuna kiyoyozi fulani nakisikilizia nikishusha wapemba

 

[Ngalikihinja]

Huwa anapenda kukaa UNIVERSAL, pale Uyole.

Dah..!! Ungenitonya mapema gwa kukhajhaaa..!!! Mimi nimeishia Mfikemo na Mbeya pazuri..!! Wala huko UNIVERSAL sijatia maguu..!

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

🤣🤣🤣tupate mtoto mmoja au siyo?

Tupate toto flani liwe fitikalikiti.

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Dah..!! Ungenitonya mapema gwa kukhajhaaa..!!! Mimi nimeishia Mfikemo na Mbeya pazuri..!! Wala huko UNIVERSAL sijatia maguu..!

Hahahaaa. Ulikula bata Mby pazuri ukavuka tu barabara ukatulia Mfikemo.

Huyu mitaa yake ya kujidai ni Uyole.

Ukimkosa Universal atakuwa Suluti, lunch huwa anakula P square au Makasini, jioni anaenda kulala Southern Highland Hotel.

Cheza hayo maeneo, utakuja kunishukuru.