Tukio gani ulishawahi kufanya ukajiona mshamba sana?

underscore itembe said:

😀 I hope saivi unajua

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Yes kiongozi Sasa hv najua

NyegereBOY said:

Mpaka Leo sijui namba ila najua ma forward mabeki na Winga wanapokaa ila kinamba mtihani na sijataka ksumbuka

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😆😆 jifunze mapema ndugu yangu ipo siku utakuja ulizwa mbele za watu tena siku hizi hata vijitoto vidogo vinajuwa, wanawake mpaka mabibi utakuja uchekwe na mbibi wa miaka 80😅😅

TADPOLE said:

Sijaona ushamba hapa!,yaan kutokujua kitu ndio ushamba?! Hata hao wahudumu wenyewe walifundishwa jinsi ya kutumia hizo ATM hakuna aliyezaliwa anajua

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Hakika!

mshamba_hachekwi said:

kipindi flani mimi mshamba wa wanawake sekondari huko

natongoza binti flani whatsapp akanichomolea basi nikamwambia 'please let's be friends'

akascreenshot ile chat akaiweka status na emoji ya kicheko

aisee niliumia hakuna mfano aise

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Icebreaker said:

NIlifikiri ukisha oa unakua unaichapa kila siku,kumbe kuna kuiomba tena.

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Na hupewi pia. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

underscore itembe said:

Qashy Lilith napenda avatar yako njoo utoe kisa chako hapa

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My avatar is about to give you sleepless nights😹😹😹

Dasvidaniya said:

Mimi nilikuwa najiona mzungu kinoma yaani najua english siku nikaenda jukwaani kupiga inglish sasa ile kusema "several times(severo taims)" nikasema "severali taimes"

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Kwani wewe mtu wa Zenji mzee baba?

Qashy Lilith said:

My avatar is about to give you sleepless nights

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[emoji1787] wooii nihurumie

underscore itembe said:

[emoji1787] wooii nihurumie

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Ila hapo kwenye kuwa na ushamba sijwahi😂nipo makini .

Qashy Lilith said:

Ila hapo kwenye kuwa na ushamba sijwahi, nipo makini .

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😀 ahaha nice! kopo ya soda zile za chuma ilinishinda kufungua nikakata na kisu alaa!

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underscore itembe said:

😀 ahaha nice! kopo ya soda zile za chuma ilinishinda kufungua nikakata na kisu alaa!

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Ulikuwa wa bush😹😹...
Ivi mtu akishika fork and knife muda kula which hand hold the fork and which holds the knife

Qashy Lilith said:

Ulikuwa wa bush...

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[emoji1787]kabisa hapo first time nafika town kushangaa mataa yakibadilika rangi hata kuvuka zebra sijui

Qashy Lilith said:

Ivi mtu akishika fork and knife muda kula which hand hold the fork and which holds the knife

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Me naelewa unahold knife right fork left

underscore itembe said:

[emoji1787]kabisa hapo first time nafika town kushangaa mataa yakibadilika rangi hata kuvuka zebra sijui

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Au we msukuma🥲😂🙏

Qashy Lilith said:

Au we msukuma

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[emoji1787]umejuaje, wasukuma mbona mnawaonea sana haha
But I'm not

underscore itembe said:

[emoji1787]umejuaje, wasukuma mbona mnawaonea sana haha
But I'm not

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Mimi ni msukuma ila mjanja😹😹

Qashy Lilith said:

Mimi ni msukuma ila mjanja

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nakuona tu hata hio alias imekaa kijanja hivi maana yake nini

underscore itembe said:

nakuona tu hata hio alias imekaa kijanja hivi maana yake

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I came up with the name
Because it sounds toxic and cool

Boss wangu enzi za 2009 akaniambia kijana twenzetu waache hao wengine, nakumbuka siku nzima sikula sababu wateja wengi weekend.

Huku na huku gari prrrrr mpaka bar, imeletwa nyama choma plus njaa tena nikajifanya nna haraka, kumeza kipande cha nyama hakipandi wala hakishuki jicho limenitoka balaa na chozi limeanza ile mbaali, ilibidi niact kama natafakari kwa kuweka 'ngumi ya kutafakari' mdomoni kumbe nabembeleza finyango ishuke 😂😂😂.

Funny enough nilienda kwa Dr nikamweleza since ilinitokea twice, nikajua Dada Dr though tunajuana atanibembeleza kwa majibu soft, alinipa jibu moja tu nilijiona mbugila "R ukiwa unakula hizo nyama choma zako uwe unalainisha koo kwanza n nilipata aibu asee, utakuja pigwa ngumi za mgongo sasa hapo kuna dawa ya kukupa kweli" 😂😂😂

Qashy Lilith said:

I came up with the name
Because it sounds toxic and cool

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Qashy[emoji736]
Lilith sounds romantic [emoji1787]